Funny Little Johnny Jokes

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Little Johnny is not an Obama fan
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan.."


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Teacher tells Johnny "Your composition on "My Dog" is the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?"

Johnny...no sir, it's the same dog


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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

Little Johnny: But I asked first!


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During the soccer match little Johny sits in the front row. His friend asks:
- How did you get tickets?
- From my brother - respond Petya.
- And where is your brother?
- At home. Looking for his ticket.


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Little Johnny got 100 out of 100 in the exam.

So the Teacher gave him a gift and said, I hope you will do the same in the next exam.

Little Johnny: Thank you Sir, I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle's print shop next time.
Little Johnny got 100 out of 100 in the exam.

So the Teacher gave him a gift and said, I hope you will do the same in the next exam.

Little Johnny: Thank you Sir, I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle's print shop next time.


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TEACHER : Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.
Little Johnny : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Little Johnny!


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One day little Johnny was walking past his grand parents house when he noticed his grandad sitting out on the porch in his rocking chair, wearing nothing from the waist down.

"Grandpa," said little Johnny, "why are you sitting outside half nude?"

The old man looked at his grandson sheepishly and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt and I got a stiff neck, this was your grandma's idea!


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Teacher: Johnny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?

Little Johnny: A heart a attack
Teacher: Johnny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?

Little Johnny: A heart a attack


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Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.

Along comes Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a good opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny."

He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?"

Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."


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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."


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Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few days, she got a bit nervous.

"Johnny", she called to her son, "...do me a favor and go find out how old Mrs. Robinson is." So six year old Johnny went down the stairs and knocked on Mrs. Robinson's door.

"So how is she?" asked Mrs. Green when John came back up. "How is she?" repeated John, "I've never seen her so mad in my life, she said its none of your business how old she is."


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