Funny Long Jokes

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i just finished reading anne frank's diary

really? that's one of my favorite books

omg! a cute girl that reads non twilight books! that's awesome!

she's so good, i wonder why she never wrote more books...

the ?
i just finished reading anne frank's diary

really? that's one of my favorite books

omg! a cute girl that reads non twilight books! that's awesome!

she's so good, i wonder why she never wrote more books...

the ?


Wtf Jokes,  Anne Frank Jokes,  
    
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What my friends think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What my boss thinks I do

What I think I do

What I actually do
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What my friends think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What my boss thinks I do

What I think I do

What I actually do


What People Think I Do,  Hacker Jokes,  Telecommunication Jokes,  
    
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Peru's Reality

How some people think all of Peru looks like.

How some people think we all live.

How some people think we all look like. 

How most of Peru really looks like. 

How we really live. 

How we really look.
Peru's Reality

How some people think all of Peru looks like.

How some people think we all live.

How some people think we all look like.

How most of Peru really looks like.

How we really live.

How we really look.


Peru Jokes,  Foreign Jokes,  
    
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School bus safety guidelines: 2011

-Arrive at least two hours early to bus stop for security check

-No bottled liquids or "lunch boxes" 

-I'ma write you up if you don't sit down and stop being a terrorist
School bus safety guidelines: 2011

-Arrive at least two hours early to bus stop for security check

-No bottled liquids or "lunch boxes"

-I'ma write you up if you don't sit down and stop being a terrorist


Funny Jokes,  School Bus Driver Jokes,  Funny Safety Images,  
    
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i don't know what's worst throwing an interception on the 1 yard line or waiting until marriage to have sex with a girl w made "he love the way i ride it"
i don't know what's worst throwing an interception on the 1 yard line or waiting until marriage to have sex with a girl w made "he love the way i ride it"

Memes,  Russell Wilson Jokes,  
    
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wen you come me from the club drunk as  hittin her with the henny  for 45 mins straight and she's exhausted but it's your b-day
wen you come me from the club drunk as hittin her with the henny for 45 mins straight and she's exhausted but it's your b-day

Memes,  Lebron James Memes,  
    
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That text that make you unlike, unfavorite, delete, unfollow, have a heart attack, seizure, stroke, lose breath
That text that make you unlike, unfavorite, delete, unfollow, have a heart attack, seizure, stroke, lose breath

Memes,  Text Joke,  Picture Sms Jokes,  
    
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Funny Jokes,  Netflix Memes,  Chipotle Meme,  
    
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pretending you like hanging out with her kid but you're just waiting for him to go to sleep so you can
pretending you like hanging out with her kid but you're just waiting for him to go to sleep so you can

Memes,  Hahaha,  
    
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just texted her half of that bill, since this  wanna be on the pne the wle time & she laughing like i'm playing but i'm dead
just texted her half of that bill, since this wanna be on the pne the wle time & she laughing like i'm playing but i'm dead

Memes,  Dating Humor,  
    
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when you drop a harmless compliment under her picture and she makes a post

about w thirsty  always comment under her pictures
when you drop a harmless compliment under her picture and she makes a post

about w thirsty always comment under her pictures


Memes,  Thirsty Jokes,  
    
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Hey, Melvin bro. Could you ask the professor if she could remove one essay from the final? 

Nah, bro. I dont think I will. 

What? But bro, she loves you. Be cool, man. Why wont you do it? 

Because Im gonna ace both of them.
Hey, Melvin bro. Could you ask the professor if she could remove one essay from the final?

Nah, bro. I dont think I will.

What? But bro, she loves you. Be cool, man. Why wont you do it?

Because Im gonna ace both of them.


Memes,  Melvin Meme,  Professor Jokes,  
    
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"why is it no one ever says, 'i think he's down there now, smiling up at us.' apparently it never occurs to people that their loved ones might be in . your parents could be in  right now. 

your father for sure."
"why is it no one ever says, 'i think he's down there now, smiling up at us.' apparently it never occurs to people that their loved ones might be in . your parents could be in right now.

your father for sure."


Funny Quotes,  Hell Jokes,  George Carlin Joke,  
    
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I'VE been a serious jogger for about a year, and as I was warming up for a race I saw a man doing a stretching exercise. He was sitting in his parked car with one leg inside and his other foot on the ground outside the car. I watched as he bent his head down until it almost touched the ground. I walked over to my car and try the same thing. As I bent downward, I could feel new muscles stretching and complimented myself on this discovery. Then I heard the man yell to his wife, "Hey, Honey, I found the keys! They were under the car after all."

Jogging Jokes,  Aerobics Jokes,  
    
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CONCERNED about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women and decided to combat my nervousness with humour. "I'm here to do my postnatal exercises," I told the instructor. She gave me an appraising look. "How old is your baby?"

"Twenty-six," ; I replied with a laugh.


Aerobics Jokes,  Joke And Humor  
    
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