Funny Marriage Advice Quotes

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Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.
Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.

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Before you marry someone, go sit in traffic with them for two hours
Before you marry someone, go sit in traffic with them for two hours

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If this is your girls idea of a perfect date...wife up immediately.
If this is your girls idea of a perfect date...wife up immediately.

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Before you marry a person

You should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are
Before you marry a person

You should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are


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a man knows w his heart belongs to! you can fry his chicken in diamond oil and do monkey flips on his  but if you ain't the one, you ain't the one...
a man knows w his heart belongs to! you can fry his chicken in diamond oil and do monkey flips on his but if you ain't the one, you ain't the one...

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Don't do it...

Its a trap!!!
Don't do it...

Its a trap!!!


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One of the most terrifying things a woman can say to a man is, 'Notice anything different?'
One of the most terrifying things a woman can say to a man is, 'Notice anything different?'

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Don't play "wifey"

Until he makes you a wife
Don't play "wifey"

Until he makes you a wife


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NEVER take marriage advice from someone who's been married more than twice.
NEVER take marriage advice from someone who's been married more than twice.

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Studies show that marriage is the leading cause of divorce
Studies show that marriage is the leading cause of divorce

Marriage Funny,  Divorce Ecards,  Funny Marriage Facts  
    
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Husband and wife are like two tires of a vehicle if one punctures, the vehicle can't move further.

Moral: Always keep a spare tire.


Funny Marriage Advice For Newlyweds,  Flat Tire Jokes  
    
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Marriage is like taking a bath... after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Marriage still confers one very special privilege... only a married person can get divorced.

Marriage Humor Jokes,  Marriage Jokes One Liners,  Divorce Humor  
    
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Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

After Marriage Jokes,  Adult Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Marriage

The wife has the last word in any argument. Anything her husband says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Marriage

The wife has the last word in any argument. Anything her husband says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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