Funny Marriage Advice

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Find out if she can cook before you marry her, if you don’t want your wife to strip then don’t marry a stripper are both statements seem like advice you shouldn’t have to ever give someone but you will find funny marriage advice like this and much more in this section.

On this page, we have added the best of funny marriage advice jokes and memes that we could find from all across the Internet. We have looked across the web and taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you have sent us.

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Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.
Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.

Funny Camping Quotes,  Funny Marriage Advice Quotes,  
    
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Wife Jokes,  Corny Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Before you marry someone, go sit in traffic with them for two hours
Before you marry someone, go sit in traffic with them for two hours

Funny Quotes,  Funny Marriage Advice Quotes,  
    
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taste her cooking before you wife her.

men fall in love with head game and be eating noodles for the rest of their life
taste her cooking before you wife her.

men fall in love with head game and be eating noodles for the rest of their life


Memes,  Funny Cooking Sayings,  
    
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Don't marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
Don't marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes About Marriage,  
    
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Marriage is the alliance of two people. One of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Marriage is the alliance of two people. One of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Quotes On Marriage,  Funny Marriage Facts,  
    
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Never go to bed mad.

Stay up and fight!!
Never go to bed mad.

Stay up and fight!!


Funny Ecards,  Going To Bed Jokes,  Cute Relationship Jokes,  
    
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never laugh at your wife's decisions

you are one of them
advice for married men

never laugh at your wife's decisions

you are one of them


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Marriage Advice For Men,  
    
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Marriage is a relationship were one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Marriage is a relationship were one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Funny Ecards,  Husband Bashing Jokes,  
    
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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0  and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly  in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly in Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate


Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter the command: I thought you loved me.html, download Tears 6.2 and be sure to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, please remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and HotLingerie 7.7.

Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly in Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate


Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter the command: I thought you loved me.html, download Tears 6.2 and be sure to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, please remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and HotLingerie 7.7.

Tech Support


Funny Quotes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  Funny Marriage Advice For Newlyweds,  
    
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never marry the high scol le. he'll still be an le after you marry him...and then you'll have to get divorced.
never marry the high scol le. he'll still be an le after you marry him...and then you'll have to get divorced.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Divorce Ecards,  Rude Women Jokes,  
    
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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. 

~ Clint Eastwood
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

~ Clint Eastwood


Funny Ecards,  Marriage Advice Funny,  
    
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No one will marry you

If your Roti is not round
No one will marry you

If your Roti is not round


Memes,  Bread Jokes,  Great Quick Jokes  
    
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if you didn't want your wife to be a stripper 

you suldn't have married a stripper
if you didn't want your wife to be a stripper

you suldn't have married a stripper


Memes,  Jokes About Strippers,  Mean Wife Jokes,  Captain Hindsight (theme),  
    
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if you want to become a wife

stop giving every man you meet husband benefits
if you want to become a wife

stop giving every man you meet husband benefits


Funny Marriage Facts,  
    
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