Funny Marriage Comics

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"What did you say, dear?--

I wasn't listening."
"What did you say, dear?--

I wasn't listening."


Big Ear Jokes,  Rabbit Humor,  
    
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''but we're heterosexuals, fred - marriage is more of a  thing.''
''but we're heterosexuals, fred - marriage is more of a thing.''

Best Gay Joke,  Jokes About Gay People,  
    
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"As a father, a husband, and a hard working man it's the weight of all that responsibility on my shoulders!"
"As a father, a husband, and a hard working man it's the weight of all that responsibility on my shoulders!"

Shoulder Jokes,  Fat Jokes,  Overweight Jokes,  
    
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  'not tonight, dear i have a headache.'
'not tonight, dear i have a headache.'

Head Hurts Jokes,  Headache Jokes,  Nail Jokes,  
    
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Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.
Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.

Speed Dating Jokes,  Love Funny Jokes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Hold on - I'm going to put you on speaker phone so everyone can hear what I have to put up with.
Hold on - I'm going to put you on speaker phone so everyone can hear what I have to put up with.

Opportunity Jokes,  Good Love Jokes,  Jokes For Love,  
    
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Come on!

What's keeping him?!

That husband of mine is so inconsiderate!

This is the last time I take him grocery shopping with me. 

I'm finished shopping but he's nowhere to be found!

I'll bet he met someone he knows and they're having a gab fest somewhere!

What's keeping him?! This is just like Earl to forget all about me. 

I swear, that man is getting more forgetful every day!

Hey, dad, have you seen mom lately? 

She went to the store a few hours ago.
Come on!

What's keeping him?!

That husband of mine is so inconsiderate!

This is the last time I take him grocery shopping with me.

I'm finished shopping but he's nowhere to be found!

I'll bet he met someone he knows and they're having a gab fest somewhere!

What's keeping him?! This is just like Earl to forget all about me.

I swear, that man is getting more forgetful every day!

Hey, dad, have you seen mom lately?

She went to the store a few hours ago.


Great Long Jokes,  Best Marriage Jokes,  
    
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"It's my birthday, so I'm going to need you to dress up like a pinata."
"It's my birthday, so I'm going to need you to dress up like a pinata."

Funny Jokes,  Old Married Couple Jokes,  Funny Birthday Quote,  
    
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"I think my wife is trying to kill me.   She bought me a hot tub."
"I think my wife is trying to kill me. She bought me a hot tub."

Funny Quotes,  Funny Wife Quotes,  Snowman Jokes,  
    
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...And Phillip, do you promise to blog about Janice, every day for the rest of your life...
...And Phillip, do you promise to blog about Janice, every day for the rest of your life...

Funny Jokes,  Best Wedding Jokes,  Funny Internet Comics,  
    
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Yes, I remember suggesting that you never go to bed angry. However, two years is a long time to go without sleep.
Yes, I remember suggesting that you never go to bed angry. However, two years is a long time to go without sleep.

Funny Jokes,  Marriage Advice Funny,  
    
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It starts. 

"That's what you're wearing?"
It starts.

"That's what you're wearing?"


Funny Jokes,  Jokes On Marriage Life,  
    
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after marriage

before marriage
after marriage

before marriage


Funny Jokes,  Jokes On Marriage Life,  
    
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what the  ever happened to 

"til death do us part?!?"
what the ever happened to

"til death do us part?!?"


Funny Jokes,  
    
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"hand me the hairdryer"
"hand me the hairdryer"

Funny Jokes,  
    
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