Funny Marriage Facts

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I used to have standards like you

But I then married Hilary Clinton
I used to have standards like you

But I then married Hilary Clinton


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When your wife makes more money you can't say no to anything
When your wife makes more money you can't say no to anything

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If a woman refuses to marry, she is strong, independent and self-sufficient

If a man refuses to marry, he is a cowardly, immature manchild with comment issues
If a woman refuses to marry, she is strong, independent and self-sufficient

If a man refuses to marry, he is a cowardly, immature manchild with comment issues


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50% of marriages end up in divorce 

10% of the pizzas you order end up in happiness

Pizza 1
Love 0
50% of marriages end up in divorce

10% of the pizzas you order end up in happiness

Pizza 1
Love 0


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Marriage is the alliance of two people. One of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Marriage is the alliance of two people. One of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

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I married my stalker

This could be us, but you keep calling the cops
I married my stalker

This could be us, but you keep calling the cops


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Marriage is...

Finding that special person...

You want to annoy for the rest of your life
Marriage is...

Finding that special person...

You want to annoy for the rest of your life


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Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

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Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.

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A husband is someone who, after taking out the trash, gives the impression he just cleaned the entire house.
A husband is someone who, after taking out the trash, gives the impression he just cleaned the entire house.

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Gold digger

It's not always the wife.
Gold digger

It's not always the wife.


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not tonight

headache

period

no
not tonight

headache

period

no


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your money or your life

your money and your life
your money or your life

your money and your life


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Studies show that marriage is the leading cause of divorce
Studies show that marriage is the leading cause of divorce

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