Funny Marriage Jokes

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Nothing screams "I don't trust you" like a combined bachelor/bachelorette party!
Nothing screams "I don't trust you" like a combined bachelor/bachelorette party!

Funny Wedding Ecards,  Trust Jokes,  
    
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Congratulations on your arranged marriage. I hope you end up liking each other.
Congratulations on your arranged marriage. I hope you end up liking each other.

Funny Congratulations Quotes,  Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Marriage Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I'm totally for arranged marriages. So long as it's God doing all the arranging!
I'm totally for arranged marriages. So long as it's God doing all the arranging!

Funny Congratulations Quotes,  Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Marriage Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.
I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.

Vulture Jokes,  Marriage Joke,  
    
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marriage for love versus arranged marriage is like asking if you prefer suicide, or being murdered.
marriage for love versus arranged marriage is like asking if you prefer suicide, or being murdered.

Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  Bad Marriage Jokes,  
    
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with the children all off to college, gwen has been told this was the time to focus on gus and rekindle their romance.
with the children all off to college, gwen has been told this was the time to focus on gus and rekindle their romance.

Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  Adult Marriage Jokes,  
    
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bill cosby's wife out here standing by her man through 50 something rapes or so, and i can't even get a text back.
bill cosby's wife out here standing by her man through 50 something rapes or so, and i can't even get a text back.

Memes,  Bill Cosby Memes,  
    
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I told him I wanted to walk down the aisle

He sent me grocery shopping
I told him I wanted to walk down the aisle

He sent me grocery shopping


Memes,  Just Wrong,  
    
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Aunt: "Santa isn't real"

Me: "Neither was your marriage"

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Aunt: "Santa isn't real"

Me: "Neither was your marriage"

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Memes,  Aunt Jokes,  
    
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only problem i want when i get married

i'm literally so exhausted.

i've been having sex like 500 times a day.
only problem i want when i get married

i'm literally so exhausted.

i've been having sex like 500 times a day.


Memes,  
    
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When your aunt asks why you ain't married but she hasn't been married since 1972

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When your aunt asks why you ain't married but she hasn't been married since 1972

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Memes,  Mad Jokes,  Michelle Obama Jokes,  
    
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My type of proposal
My type of proposal

Memes,  Taco Jokes,  
    
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When I get married I want my wedding invitation to say "come thru, it's lit" and nothing else
When I get married I want my wedding invitation to say "come thru, it's lit" and nothing else

Funny Jokes,  Marriage Humor,  
    
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Either get married

Or stay single long enough to become the creepy guy you used to laugh at
Either get married

Or stay single long enough to become the creepy guy you used to laugh at


Memes,  Best Marriage Jokes,  
    
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when you and your bff's finally give up on boys and marry each other
when you and your bff's finally give up on boys and marry each other

Memes,  Best Friends Jokes,  
    
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