Funny Marriage Sayings

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(2016 marriage)

 Me: Babe when we first met, it was like..

Her: (eyes watering)

Me: So lit

Her: Babe

Me: Babe
(2016 marriage)

Me: Babe when we first met, it was like..

Her: (eyes watering)

Me: So lit

Her: Babe

Me: Babe


Memes,  Funny Memes 2016,  
    
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Funny Divorce Quotes,  Funny Divorce Sayings,  Funny Farewell Sayings,  
    
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i'm stuck between getting married and becoming a pimp
i'm stuck between getting married and becoming a pimp

Funny Jokes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  
    
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marriage

because your ty day doesn't have to end at work.
marriage

because your ty day doesn't have to end at work.


Memes,  Funny Marriage Quotes,  
    
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everything is so temporary these days

marriages, friendships,  hairlines, es edges....just everything
everything is so temporary these days

marriages, friendships, hairlines, es edges....just everything


Memes,  Whitney Houston Meme,  
    
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sometimes my wife gets mad when she thinks that i don't care about whatever the  she was just talking about.
sometimes my wife gets mad when she thinks that i don't care about whatever the she was just talking about.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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when i die i want to be cremated and have my wife pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me so i can tear that  up one last time.
when i die i want to be cremated and have my wife pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me so i can tear that up one last time.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Wishes,  
    
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That's my husband in the background
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That's my husband in the background


Memes,  Side Chick Quotes,  Side Chick Jokes,  
    
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I vow to love you even when you're 45 and still play Xbox.
I vow to love you even when you're 45 and still play Xbox.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Love Quotes For Him,  Funny Anniversary Quotes,  
    
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I now bond you two in in holy macaroni...
I now bond you two in in holy macaroni...

Funny Jokes,  Cheese Puns,  Macaroni Jokes,  
    
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Marriage is...

Finding that special person...

You want to annoy for the rest of your life
Marriage is...

Finding that special person...

You want to annoy for the rest of your life


Funny Quotes,  Funny Marriage Facts,  
    
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watch it, mister.

i might serve your lazy  divorce papers for dinner.
watch it, mister.

i might serve your lazy divorce papers for dinner.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Divorce Quotes,  
    
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marriage

hiring a woman to control you,
and she gets paid overtime.
whether you know it or not
marriage

hiring a woman to control you,
and she gets paid overtime.
whether you know it or not


Demotivational Posters,  Jokes On Marriage Life,  Jokes About Marriage,  
    
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Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Funny Ecards,  Marriage Advice Funny,  Insane Jokes,  
    
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To have and to hold til cheating do us part.
To have and to hold til cheating do us part.

Funny Ecards,  Cheating Ecards,  Funny Cheating Quotes,  
    
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