Funny Mean Quotes

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i need inspirational life advice on facebook like native americans needed syphilis.
i need inspirational life advice on facebook like native americans needed syphilis.

Native Jokes One Liners,  Hilarious Facebook Jokes,  Analogy Jokes,  
    
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Wow you have a new car? That's awesome. Where do you live now? Still with your parents. Oh oh that's good, I guess. Well happy 40th Birthday!
Wow you have a new car? That's awesome. Where do you live now? Still with your parents. Oh oh that's good, I guess. Well happy 40th Birthday!

Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Old Age Jokes One Liners,  
    
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i think i threw up a little in my mouth just thinking of you.
i think i threw up a little in my mouth just thinking of you.

Funny Ecards,  Sick Disses,  
    
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you  must get jealous of all the  that comes out of your mouth.
you must get jealous of all the that comes out of your mouth.

Ecards,  Sick Disses,  
    
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as your friend i promise i will always make you laugh,, at other people's expense,, especially the guy with the hair-lip w never gets laid.
as your friend i promise i will always make you laugh,, at other people's expense,, especially the guy with the hair-lip w never gets laid.

Hair Lip Jokes,  Ecards Funny,  
    
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I didn't know you were a mind reader, soothsayer and a prophet. Thank you for telling me all about my life. Now, shut up.
I didn't know you were a mind reader, soothsayer and a prophet. Thank you for telling me all about my life. Now, shut up.

Mind Reader Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  Funny Rude Quotes,  
    
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if you say anything to my mom, tse marbles won't be the only balls you carry around in that sack.
if you say anything to my mom, tse marbles won't be the only balls you carry around in that sack.

Marble Jokes,  Funny Sibling Quotes,  
    
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and if you ever tell anyone where we put tse marbles, i swear that i will kill you....
and if you ever tell anyone where we put tse marbles, i swear that i will kill you....

Marble Jokes,  Funny Rude Quotes,  
    
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"u look mean" good, get the  out outta my face
"u look mean" good, get the out outta my face

Funny Quotes,  Good Mean Jokes,  
    
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what do i look like to you 

a ing mind-reader
what do i look like to you

a ing mind-reader


Mind Reader Jokes,  Funny Movie Quotes,  
    
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if you step on the back of my se and it comes off i will do the same thing to ur head
if you step on the back of my se and it comes off i will do the same thing to ur head

Funny Jokes,  Shoe Jokes,  Funny Jokes One Liner,  
    
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you

colossal

ing

nugget.
you

colossal

ing

nugget.


Harsh Insults,  
    
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Put yourself in someone else's shoes

Preferably ones made of cement
Put yourself in someone else's shoes

Preferably ones made of cement


Grumpy Cat Jokes,  Grumpy Cat (theme),  Funny Life Advice,  
    
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you smell like balls

straight up
you smell like balls

straight up


You Smell Like Jokes,  Spongebob Memes,  Stinky People Jokes,  
    
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he wrote me a speeding ticket 

i wrote his death certificate
he wrote me a speeding ticket

i wrote his death certificate


Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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