Funny Mechanic Jokes

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Lil homie said he heard a squeaking noise
Lil homie said he heard a squeaking noise

Memes,  Funny Pictures Of Kids,  
    
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Oh you drive a Dodge? 

You must be a master mechanic!
Oh you drive a Dodge?

You must be a master mechanic!


Funny Dodge Sayings,  Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  
    
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

you've got to keep that rear end lubed.
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

you've got to keep that rear end lubed.


Funny Jokes,  
    
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

we'll have to change it, the rubber is worn down nothing
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

we'll have to change it, the rubber is worn down nothing


Car Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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Oh you drive a John Deere

You must be a mechanic
Oh you drive a John Deere

You must be a mechanic


John Deere Jokes,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  
    
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How I feel

When I fix something
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Bob: Hay
How I feel

When I fix something


Memes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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car dealership does free recall related repair

doesn't upsell you on unnecessary services
car dealership does free recall related repair

doesn't upsell you on unnecessary services


Memes,  Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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I only take my car to mechanics that wear these
I only take my car to mechanics that wear these

Memes,  Funny Shoe Jokes,  
    
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You know it's bad when your mechanic calls in two priests
You know it's bad when your mechanic calls in two priests

Memes,  Car Mechanic Jokes,  Priest Jokes,  
    
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It's gonna be broken

I guarantee it
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aaron: gay
It's gonna be broken

I guarantee it


Memes,  Accident Jokes,  Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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"I dunno man, your radiator is looking pretty ruff"
"I dunno man, your radiator is looking pretty ruff"

Memes,  Funny Dog Photos,  Dog Puns,  
    
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i've told dad a hundred times not to  with my
i've told dad a hundred times not to with my

Memes,  Dad Meme,  Dad Humor,  
    
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Full history you say.....

By your friend that used to be mechanic you say....
Full history you say.....

By your friend that used to be mechanic you say....


Memes,  Car Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Funny Ecards,  Horn Jokes,  
    
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How to drive a Japanese Mech

Double Joysticks
How to drive a Japanese Mech

Double Joysticks


Meme,  Japanese Jokes,  Ancient Aliens Meme (theme),  
    
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