Funny Medical Jokes

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doc: ok great so you're anxious due to lack of sleep, poor diet and little-to-no exercise.. also you're extremely lonely and a rrible  to be around. here's a script for 90 xanax a month

sara: lol thx doc

dco: i gotchu fam
doc: ok great so you're anxious due to lack of sleep, poor diet and little-to-no exercise.. also you're extremely lonely and a rrible to be around. here's a script for 90 xanax a month

sara: lol thx doc

dco: i gotchu fam


Memes,  Doctor Memes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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I'm not running

This is normal pharmacy speed
I'm not running

This is normal pharmacy speed


Running Jokes,  Pharmacy Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you

The number of refills is printed on your pill bottle
What if I told you

The number of refills is printed on your pill bottle


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Whoever decided similar looking labels was okay

Should be punished.
Whoever decided similar looking labels was okay

Should be punished.


Pharmacy Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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One does not simply

Know when the doctor will call us back
One does not simply

Know when the doctor will call us back


One Does Not Simply Meme,  Doctor Jokes,  
    
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Why can't they use it the way it was designed?

You can't stand to see doctors on TV using your equipment incorrectly.
Why can't they use it the way it was designed?

You can't stand to see doctors on TV using your equipment incorrectly.


Funny Engineering Quotes,  Engineering Jokes,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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This stool softener should do the trick.
This stool softener should do the trick.

Laxative Jokes,  Poop Jokes For Kids,  Poop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.''
''The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.''

Funny Puns For Kids,  X Ray Jokes,  
    
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The look you give the Xray tech

When they took forever to come to do any Xray
The look you give the Xray tech

When they took forever to come to do any Xray


X Ray Jokes,  Kevin Hart Memes,  
    
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''This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.''
''This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.''

X Ray Jokes,  Medical Joke,  
    
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''Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?''
''Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?''

X Ray Jokes,  Medical Jokes,  
    
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'According to the films, it appears I've left an instrument inside you. Luckily, I can fix that in Photoshop.'
'According to the films, it appears I've left an instrument inside you. Luckily, I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Photoshop Jokes,  X Ray Jokes,  Medical Jokes,  
    
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''Could you maybe fax a copy of this to my radiologist?''
''Could you maybe fax a copy of this to my radiologist?''

X Ray Jokes,  Airport Jokes,  Security Jokes,  
    
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''I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!''
''I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!''

Depressed Jokes,  Funny Travel Quotes,  Best Medical Jokes,  
    
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"Any family history of cancer, heart disease, diabetes, extinction..."
"Any family history of cancer, heart disease, diabetes, extinction..."

T Rex Joke,  Dinosaur Jokes For Kids,  Funny Dinosaur Jokes,  
    
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