Funny Medical Slogans

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"'Well, Mrs. Gilner, comparing the numbers, everything looks great. Your cholesterol is right in line, blood pressure good... you're definitely as healthy as a horse.'"
"'Well, Mrs. Gilner, comparing the numbers, everything looks great. Your cholesterol is right in line, blood pressure good... you're definitely as healthy as a horse.'"

Healthcare Jokes,  Funny Health Quotes,  Cholesterol Jokes,  
    
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we've examined your stool sample

and it was delicious
we've examined your stool sample

and it was delicious


Memes,  Funny Dog Slogans,  
    
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Ambien: The nighttime, hallucinating, out of your head, oh-my-god-is-that-hippo-wearing-a-tutu, so you can pass out, medicine.
Ambien: The nighttime, hallucinating, out of your head, oh-my-god-is-that-hippo- wearing-a-tutu, so you can pass out, medicine.

Funny Ecards,  Medicine Joke,  Best Medical Jokes  
    
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ob nurse, at your cervix
ob nurse, at your cervix

Funny Jokes,  Nurse Puns,  Funny Nurse Slogans,  
    
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i'm not a proctologist

but i know an le when i see one.
i'm not a proctologist

but i know an le when i see one.


Best Medical Jokes,  Put Downs,  Horrible Insults  
    
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Be nice to E.R. nurses

They stop rookie doctors from killing you.
Be nice to E.R. nurses

They stop rookie doctors from killing you.


Funny Nurse Sayings,  Funny Nurse Slogans,  
    
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sure... medical...
sure... medical...

Medical Jokes One Liners,  
    
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we're going to do everything we can for him, but he's lost an awful lot of candy.
we're going to do everything we can for him, but he's lost an awful lot of candy.

Funny Medical Quotes,  Jokes For Children  
    
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Why are proctologists so gloomy?

They always have the end in sight.


Doctor Puns,  Medical Joke  
    
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