Funny Men Quotes

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Science Fact: It is impossible for a man to strap down any kind of load in a trailer without saying "That's not going anywhere" as he tightens the rope.
Science Fact: It is impossible for a man to strap down any kind of load in a trailer without saying "That's not going anywhere" as he tightens the rope.

Memes,  Truck Jokes,  Jokes About Men,  
    
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"Ladies keep your feet done at all times!"

- A man with three black toenails
"Ladies keep your feet done at all times!"

- A man with three black toenails


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  Feet Jokes,  
    
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One day I wanna be so jacked that my professional body guards look like minibosses you have to beat before you can fight me
One day I wanna be so jacked that my professional body guards look like minibosses you have to beat before you can fight me

Memes,  Funny Fitness Sayings,  Body Jokes,  
    
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"Stand up to her. It's YOUR hoodie. She has no right to take it!"
"Stand up to her. It's YOUR hoodie. She has no right to take it!"

Memes,  Jokes For Guys,  Clothing Jokes,  
    
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"so what movie you want playing in  the background while you giving me head"
"so what movie you want playing in the background while you giving me head"

Memes,  Funny Adult One Liners,  
    
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"My girl on the way I don't know why you still laying there"
"My girl on the way I don't know why you still laying there"

Memes,  Funny Caption Pics,  Cheating Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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"you single?"

i have a girlfriend, but i would like to see you naked if you can keep a secret. thanks.
"you single?"

i have a girlfriend, but i would like to see you naked if you can keep a secret. thanks.


Memes,  Single Memes,  Hell Nah,  
    
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ed this girl for a ur and 15 minutes last night. thanks daylight savings
ed this girl for a ur and 15 minutes last night. thanks daylight savings

Funny Jokes,  Daylight Savings Jokes,  
    
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we have a name for people w shave their balls

women
we have a name for people w shave their balls

women


Viking Jokes,  Jokes About Men,  
    
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him: you the only girl i  wi-
him: you the only girl i wi-

Call Ended Meme (theme),  Guys Be Like Jokes,  Jokes About Lying,  
    
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"didn't i tell u don't go thru my pne? didn't i? now look at u, hurt and "
"didn't i tell u don't go thru my pne? didn't i? now look at u, hurt and "

Memes,  Phone Jokes,  Hell Nah,  
    
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"I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them."
"I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them."

Sean Connery Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Women,  Jokes For Men About Women,  
    
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i hate a 'take me out   lol...  take this  out my zipper!!!!!!
i hate a 'take me out lol... take this out my zipper!!!!!!

Funny Jokes,  Insults To Women,  
    
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nipple piercings cool as  too, they make my  harder than a chicago teens life
nipple piercings cool as too, they make my harder than a chicago teens life

Funny Jokes,  Piercing Jokes,  Funny Twitter Jokes,  
    
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i wear grey sweats on the first date so she could see that i'm not wasting her time
i wear grey sweats on the first date so she could see that i'm not wasting her time

Funny Jokes,  First Date Jokes,  
    
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