Funny Mermaid Jokes

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when you wish for a mermaid and she appears but she been drinkin  all night
when you wish for a mermaid and she appears but she been drinkin all night

Memes,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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When a mermaid gets hit by lightning
When a mermaid gets hit by lightning

Lightning Jokes,  Mermaid Jokes,  
    
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New offical logo of the Miami dolphins

Until they learn to play like men
New offical logo of the Miami dolphins

Until they learn to play like men


Miami Dolphins Jokes,  Nfl Jokes,  Football Disses,  
    
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Is your name Ariel?

Because we mermaid for each other
Is your name Ariel?

Because we mermaid for each other


Memes,  Little Mermaid Jokes,  
    
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My wife caught me doing my best merman impression
My wife caught me doing my best merman impression

Funny Pictures,  Funny Wife Jokes,  
    
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they said i was gonna be a mermaid...
they said i was gonna be a mermaid...

Memes,  Mermaid Jokes,  
    
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Prep

Off Season
Prep

Off Season


Memes,  Funny Health Quotes,  
    
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Christopher Columbus had actually seen three mermaids on his way to America.

I just think it's possible, and there's this extremely convincing documentary that came out.

"The Little Mermaid"?
Christopher Columbus had actually seen three mermaids on his way to America.

I just think it's possible, and there's this extremely convincing documentary that came out.

"The Little Mermaid"?


Funny Jokes,  Demi Lovato Jokes,  Seth Meyers Jokes,  
    
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I can buy you, your friends, and this ocean!
I can buy you, your friends, and this ocean!

Memes,  Anne Curtis Meme,  
    
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If your ever feeling down just remember you are 50% mermaid.
If your ever feeling down just remember you are 50% mermaid.

Funny Jokes,  Depressed Jokes,  
    
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Mermaid dancing is way cooler than twerking.
Mermaid dancing is way cooler than twerking.

Memes,  Twerking Funny,  Fat Amy,  
    
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mermaids don't like ugly es
mermaids don't like ugly es

Funny Quotes,  Mermaid Jokes,  
    
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If your thighs touch then you're one step closer to being a mermaid so who's the real winner here
If your thighs touch then you're one step closer to being a mermaid so who's the real winner here

Funny Quotes,  Short Jokes One Liners,  
    
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look! i've found the witch!!!

i'm definitely not a witch.

well, there's only one way to find out. we have to toss him in the lake....if he floats he is a witch! if he sinks- he is not a witch.

either way he dies.

i guess he's not a witch after all...

 you i'm a merman!!!
look! i've found the witch!!!

i'm definitely not a witch.

well, there's only one way to find out. we have to toss him in the lake....if he floats he is a witch! if he sinks- he is not a witch.

either way he dies.

i guess he's not a witch after all...

you i'm a merman!!!


Funny Jokes,  Witch Jokes,  Funny Comic Pictures,  
    
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Reasons to be a mermaid:
-No periods
-No pants
Reasons to be a mermaid:
-No periods
-No pants


Funny Jokes,  Mermaid Jokes,  
    
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