Funny Midget Jokes

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Midgets have to think big, because let's face be honest it’s their only hope. When you see a midget for some reason you instantly compare to the seven dwarfs and want to ask them which one they are. As tiny as they are do you ever wonder do they over compensate in other areas? Or maybe I’m reaching.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny midget jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Who did this
Who did this

Memes,  Who Did This,  Fashion Fail,  
    
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Midget jokes are very be-littling.
Midget jokes are very be-littling.

Midget Jokes One Liners,  Short People Puns,  
    
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Most midgets get a miniscule education
Most midgets get a miniscule education

Best Midget Jokes,  Short People Puns,  
    
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Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.
Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.

Midget Insults,  Midget Jokes,  
    
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I rather be tall, and called a "giant", then be short, and called a "midget".
I rather be tall, and called a "giant", then be short, and called a "midget".

Short Person Jokes,  Midget Insults,  
    
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Why are there no midget accountants

They always come up short
Why are there no midget accountants

They always come up short


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Accounting Puns,  
    
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just had a dream i got molested by 3 female midgets... all they kept saying was they wanted to gve me a lil ..
just had a dream i got molested by 3 female midgets... all they kept saying was they wanted to gve me a lil ..

Funny Jokes,  Dream Jokes,  
    
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when your mom a midget and you tryna avoid an  ing
when your mom a midget and you tryna avoid an ing

Memes,  Best Midget Jokes,  
    
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How I imagine all the girls that have texted me short responses
How I imagine all the girls that have texted me short responses

Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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midget okers...

i pe this is half the price
midget okers...

i pe this is half the price


Memes,  Hell Nah,  
    
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when it's a little lit
when it's a little lit

Memes,  Michael Jackson Meme,  Party Puns,  
    
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if a midget smokes 

does he get high or medium?
if a midget smokes

does he get high or medium?


Memes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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from: hungdaddy

hi. i'm eight and a half inches.

sorry, i'm not interested in being friends with midgets.
from: hungdaddy

hi. i'm eight and a half inches.

sorry, i'm not interested in being friends with midgets.


Funny Quotes,  Midget Insults,  
    
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maybe i'll go to  for my posts but i'd like to think that god has a sense of humor.
maybe i'll go to for my posts but i'd like to think that god has a sense of humor.

Memes,  God Jokes One Liners,  God Humor,  
    
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When your baby daddy 

Just won't grow up
When your baby daddy

Just won't grow up


Memes,  Funny Baby Daddy Jokes,  
    
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