Funny Mom Quotes
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One thing we all have is a mom or some sort of mother figure. Moms are usually the disciplinarian in most cases. They don’t care who you’re with, how popular you may be on social media they will yell from four rooms away and expect you to hear them, make you clean the kitchen and bathroom before you can go out, threaten to give you a reason to cry and some even remind you daily of how great life was before you were in it. Whether they mean it or its just jokes it’s all pretty funny and here is where you will find even more offbeat, funny mom quotes.
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While you’re here enjoying our compilation of jokes, quotes, videos and memes. You can rate all of your favorite ones and share with all of your friends. We are consistently adding new content so be sure you check us out often.
Name a scam
My mom: if you tell the truth I won't get angry
Memes, Funny Mom Sayings, Jokes On Twitter,
My mom: if you tell the truth I won't get angry
Memes, Funny Mom Sayings, Jokes On Twitter,
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I told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me I came out of her privacy
Memes, Reaction Memes,
Memes, Reaction Memes,
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Boy: Where's the seasoning?
Mom: All this food is season with love.
Boy: But love has no flavor.
Mom: The amount of flavor equals the amount I love u.
Memes, Cooking Meme, Funny Sayings About Love,
Mom: All this food is season with love.
Boy: But love has no flavor.
Mom: The amount of flavor equals the amount I love u.
Memes, Cooking Meme, Funny Sayings About Love,
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Kid: Mom why do you and daddy call me Rapunzel? Is it because I'm pretty?
Mom: No, it's because she lets her hair down and you let your father and I down
Memes, Funny Rude Sayings,
Mom: No, it's because she lets her hair down and you let your father and I down
Memes, Funny Rude Sayings,
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mom: see all that air and steam. that's where the flavor comes from.
girl: why don;t we add some seasoning?
mom: why don't we add some shut the up and close the lid.
Memes, Funny Cooking Sayings,
girl: why don;t we add some seasoning?
mom: why don't we add some shut the up and close the lid.
Memes, Funny Cooking Sayings,
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him: mom do we have to keep playing jenga for family game night?
her: yes and we are gonna keep playing until ur fathers pull out game gets stronger
Memes, Pull Out Game,
her: yes and we are gonna keep playing until ur fathers pull out game gets stronger
Memes, Pull Out Game,
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- i need to upgrade my vape rig asap.
- i sulda upgraded that abortion when i had the chance.
Memes, Vaping Memes, Funny Abortion Quotes,
- i sulda upgraded that abortion when i had the chance.
Memes, Vaping Memes, Funny Abortion Quotes,
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mom: ok, one more time. the daddy meets the mommy, they go on top of each other and lay down. then the daddy gets fat, the mommy gets drunk and here you are today. so tell the teacher to off. you're not wearing velcro.
Memes, Parenting Memes, Funny Adult Jokes,
Memes, Parenting Memes, Funny Adult Jokes,
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me: mom i can't find it !
mom: if i come in there and find it, ima yo !
me:
Memes, Mr Krabs Meme,
mom: if i come in there and find it, ima yo !
me:
Memes, Mr Krabs Meme,
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"here come dat boi"
"austin why don't you do drugs like a normal teenager?"
Memes, Dat Boi Meme, Jokes About Teenagers,
"austin why don't you do drugs like a normal teenager?"
Memes, Dat Boi Meme, Jokes About Teenagers,
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