Funny Mom Quotes

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One thing we all have is a mom or some sort of mother figure. Moms are usually the disciplinarian in most cases. They don’t care who you’re with, how popular you may be on social media they will yell from four rooms away and expect you to hear them, make you clean the kitchen and bathroom before you can go out, threaten to give you a reason to cry and some even remind you daily of how great life was before you were in it. Whether they mean it or its just jokes it’s all pretty funny and here is where you will find even more offbeat, funny mom quotes.

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"Hey ma, how was your da-"

"Why all these dishes in this damn sink"
"Hey ma, how was your da-"

"Why all these dishes in this damn sink"


Memes,  Soulja Boy Jokes,  
    
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Me: Mom, I been shot

Mom: Cos you always be on that damn phone
Me: Mom, I been shot

Mom: Cos you always be on that damn phone


Memes,  50 Cent Funny,  
    
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"i said put it back"

but momma....

"i said "
"i said put it back"

but momma....

"i said "


Memes,  Ghetto Girl Sayings,  
    
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Boy: Where's the seasoning?

Mom: All this food is season with love.

Boy: But love has no flavor.

Mom: The amount of flavor equals the amount I love u.
Boy: Where's the seasoning?

Mom: All this food is season with love.

Boy: But love has no flavor.

Mom: The amount of flavor equals the amount I love u.


Memes,  Cooking Meme,  Funny Sayings About Love,  
    
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Kid: Mom why do you and daddy call me Rapunzel? Is it because I'm pretty?

Mom: No, it's because she lets her hair down and you let your father and I down
Kid: Mom why do you and daddy call me Rapunzel? Is it because I'm pretty?

Mom: No, it's because she lets her hair down and you let your father and I down


Memes,  Funny Rude Sayings,  
    
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mom: see all that air and steam. that's where the flavor comes from.

girl: why don;t we add some seasoning?

mom: why don't we add some shut the  up and close the lid.
mom: see all that air and steam. that's where the flavor comes from.

girl: why don;t we add some seasoning?

mom: why don't we add some shut the up and close the lid.


Memes,  Funny Cooking Sayings,  
    
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him: mom do we have to keep playing jenga for family game night?

her: yes and we are gonna keep playing until ur fathers pull out game gets stronger
him: mom do we have to keep playing jenga for family game night?

her: yes and we are gonna keep playing until ur fathers pull out game gets stronger


Memes,  Pull Out Game,  
    
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Memes,  Vaping Memes,  Funny Abortion Quotes,  
    
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mom: ok, one more time. the daddy meets the mommy, they go on top of each other and lay down. then the daddy gets fat, the mommy gets drunk and here you are today. so tell the teacher to  off. you're not wearing velcro.
mom: ok, one more time. the daddy meets the mommy, they go on top of each other and lay down. then the daddy gets fat, the mommy gets drunk and here you are today. so tell the teacher to off. you're not wearing velcro.

Memes,  Parenting Memes,  Funny Adult Jokes,  
    
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me: mom i can't find it !

mom: if i come in there and find it, ima  yo !

me:
me: mom i can't find it !

mom: if i come in there and find it, ima yo !

me:


Memes,  Mr Krabs Meme,  
    
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"here come dat boi"

"austin why don't you do drugs like a normal teenager?"
"here come dat boi"

"austin why don't you do drugs like a normal teenager?"


Memes,  Dat Boi Meme,  Jokes About Teenagers,  
    
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mom: i brought you in this world, i can take you out of it

and yo  going to jail
mom: i brought you in this world, i can take you out of it

and yo going to jail


Memes,  Child Abuse Jokes,  
    
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w much milk does your baby drink

idk a boobfull?
w much milk does your baby drink

idk a boobfull?


Memes,  Good Luck Charlie Meme,  
    
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I could be 18 or 81 and my mom would STILL ask me where I'm going
I could be 18 or 81 and my mom would STILL ask me where I'm going

Funny Jokes,  Mom Jokes,  Mom Humor,  
    
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Mom: You gone eat whatever I put on this plate  #
Mom: You gone eat whatever I put on this plate #

Thanksgiving With Black Families,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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