Funny Mom Sayings

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*Mother's Day almost here*

Mom: So are you taking me out to eat

Me: There's food at the house
*Mother's Day almost here*

Mom: So are you taking me out to eat

Me: There's food at the house


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Me: Can we get some food on the way home?

Mom: We got food at homeeeee!!!
Me: Can we get some food on the way home?

Mom: We got food at homeeeee!!!


Memes,  Funny Spongebob Pictures With Captions,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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Mom: If all of your friends jumped off of a bridge would you jump too?

Me:
Mom: If all of your friends jumped off of a bridge would you jump too?

Me:


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Name a scam

My mom: if you tell the truth I won't get angry
Name a scam

My mom: if you tell the truth I won't get angry


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Mom: *calls my name*

Me: Yes?

*Silence*

*My room door busts open*

Mom: So you don't hear me calling you?
Mom: *calls my name*

Me: Yes?

*Silence*

*My room door busts open*

Mom: So you don't hear me calling you?


Memes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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Me: My stomach hurt

Mom: Cuz u be on that damn phone
Me: My stomach hurt

Mom: Cuz u be on that damn phone


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"Hey ma, how was your da-"

"Why all these dishes in this damn sink"
"Hey ma, how was your da-"

"Why all these dishes in this damn sink"


Memes,  Soulja Boy Jokes,  
    
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My son is my king starter pack.
My son is my king starter pack.

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mom: what the  is in your search history?

kid: porn

mom: no, below that

kid: anime

mom: you watch that ?
mom: what the is in your search history?

kid: porn

mom: no, below that

kid: anime

mom: you watch that ?


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Mom: Your teacher says someone's being mean to you

Boy: Yes

Mom: Did you tell her it was me you little snitch
Mom: Your teacher says someone's being mean to you

Boy: Yes

Mom: Did you tell her it was me you little snitch


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"when we get in the store don't touch  , don't ask for  cause you ain't getting "
"when we get in the store don't touch , don't ask for cause you ain't getting "

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Her: Oh haha that's a funny pic

Him: I know I made that

Her: Haha no you didn't... the only thing you make me is disappointed
Her: Oh haha that's a funny pic

Him: I know I made that

Her: Haha no you didn't... the only thing you make me is disappointed


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- Mom, am I ugly?
 
- I told you not to call me mom in front of people!
- Mom, am I ugly?

- I told you not to call me mom in front of people!


Memes,  Mother Jokes,  Parenting Jokes,  
    
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Susie: Mom can you please...

Mom: Hold on Susie, I got to check my Instagram. I think my "Eat. Pray. Love." post got over 200 likes.

Susie: This is exactly why dad left.
Susie: Mom can you please...

Mom: Hold on Susie, I got to check my Instagram. I think my "Eat. Pray. Love." post got over 200 likes.

Susie: This is exactly why dad left.


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mom: "well since nobody wanna say w did it, all y'all getting y'all  beat"
mom: "well since nobody wanna say w did it, all y'all getting y'all beat"

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