Funny Mom Sayings

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My son is my king starter pack.
My son is my king starter pack.

Memes,  Rapper Jokes,  
    
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mom: what the  is in your search history?

kid: porn

mom: no, below that

kid: anime

mom: you watch that ?
mom: what the is in your search history?

kid: porn

mom: no, below that

kid: anime

mom: you watch that ?


Memes,  Funny Anime Jokes,  
    
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Mom: Your teacher says someone's being mean to you

Boy: Yes

Mom: Did you tell her it was me you little snitch
Mom: Your teacher says someone's being mean to you

Boy: Yes

Mom: Did you tell her it was me you little snitch


Memes,  Snitch Jokes,  
    
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"when we get in the store don't touch  , don't ask for  cause you ain't getting "
"when we get in the store don't touch , don't ask for cause you ain't getting "

Memes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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Her: Oh haha that's a funny pic

Him: I know I made that

Her: Haha no you didn't... the only thing you make me is disappointed
Her: Oh haha that's a funny pic

Him: I know I made that

Her: Haha no you didn't... the only thing you make me is disappointed


Memes,  Meme Jokes,  Insulting Jokes,  
    
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- Mom, am I ugly?
 
- I told you not to call me mom in front of people!
- Mom, am I ugly?

- I told you not to call me mom in front of people!


Memes,  Mother Jokes,  Parenting Jokes,  
    
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Susie: Mom can you please...

Mom: Hold on Susie, I got to check my Instagram. I think my "Eat. Pray. Love." post got over 200 likes.

Susie: This is exactly why dad left.
Susie: Mom can you please...

Mom: Hold on Susie, I got to check my Instagram. I think my "Eat. Pray. Love." post got over 200 likes.

Susie: This is exactly why dad left.


Memes,  Social Media Problems,  
    
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mom: "well since nobody wanna say w did it, all y'all getting y'all  beat"
mom: "well since nobody wanna say w did it, all y'all getting y'all beat"

Memes,  Funny Sibling Memes,  
    
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Listen, I'm surrounded by little children all day. So unless Dora sings it, Bob builds it, or Dr. Seuss wrote it, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Listen, I'm surrounded by little children all day. So unless Dora sings it, Bob builds it, or Dr. Seuss wrote it, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Funny Ecards,  Funny English Quotes,  
    
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Everybody bout that life

Until mama shows up
Everybody bout that life

Until mama shows up


Memes,  Tough Guy Jokes,  
    
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your mans mom will cook for you, and tell you she loves you...
then give his side chick the leftovers the very next day.
your mans mom will cook for you, and tell you she loves you...
then give his side chick the leftovers the very next day.


Memes,  Cheater Meme,  Side Chick Quotes,  
    
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mom: i brought you into this world i'll sure as  take you out

me:
mom: i brought you into this world i'll sure as take you out

me:


Memes,  Bad Kids Jokes,  Bad Kids,  
    
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is your boyfriend still coming to eat with us

no, we broke up.

why you can't keep a man

you not ugly

i know you got some good  cause i do

mommmmmmmmmmmm . you gotta chilllllll.

im not just sayin that cause you my child
is your boyfriend still coming to eat with us

no, we broke up.

why you can't keep a man

you not ugly

i know you got some good cause i do

mommmmmmmmmmmm . you gotta chilllllll.

im not just sayin that cause you my child


Funny Jokes,  Fail Text Messages,  Text Messages Jokes,  
    
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You're going to hang out with your friends

Don't worry about it I'll just stay here by myself ...again
You're going to hang out with your friends

Don't worry about it I'll just stay here by myself ...again


Meme,  Mom Meme,  
    
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Thank you so much for my gift! Now please go away.
Thank you so much for my gift! Now please go away.

Funny Ecards,  Mothers Day Ecards,  Funny Mothers Day Quotes,  
    
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