Funny Money Quotes

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"Money cant cure unhappiness" speak for yourself. I'm shallow. The smell of money alone literally makes my toes curl.
"Money cant cure unhappiness" speak for yourself. I'm shallow. The smell of money alone literally makes my toes curl.

Memes,  Jokes About Money,  Happiness Jokes,  
    
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Don't tell your dad how much money we spent today

What's a phrase you can't wait to use on your kids?
Don't tell your dad how much money we spent today

What's a phrase you can't wait to use on your kids?


Memes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  Funny Parenting Quotes,  
    
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Can y'all pray for me, I suffer from a disease called
Can y'all pray for me, I suffer from a disease called

Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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"purchase $81.24 ok?"

i mean it's definitely not ok but i need it so like  me i guess
"purchase $81.24 ok?"

i mean it's definitely not ok but i need it so like me i guess


Memes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  
    
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Who created account just count the money bro idgi
Who created account just count the money bro idgi

Memes,  Accounting Humor,  Funny Accounting Sayings,  
    
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What part of "I don't wanna spend anymore money" don't I understand?!
What part of "I don't wanna spend anymore money" don't I understand?!

Memes,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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Me: I really shouldn't eat out today; I have to save money

Me: If you buy food with cash, it'll be like you're not spending money bc the number in your bank account will be the same

Me: Sh*t can't argue with that logic let's eat
Me: I really shouldn't eat out today; I have to save money

Me: If you buy food with cash, it'll be like you're not spending money bc the number in your bank account will be the same

Me: Sh*t can't argue with that logic let's eat


Memes,  Saved Money Jokes,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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I can blow $400 in two days & then make $26.50 last a whole week
I can blow $400 in two days & then make $26.50 last a whole week

Memes,  Funny Relatable Quotes,  
    
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"Send me a pic that's not on your insta"

"Send me money that's not in my bank account"
"Send me a pic that's not on your insta"

"Send me money that's not in my bank account"


Memes,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  Best Comeback Jokes,  
    
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I don't know how bitcoin works

And at this point I'm too afraid to ask
I don't know how bitcoin works

And at this point I'm too afraid to ask


Memes,  Bitcoin Meme,  
    
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Payday : I will no use my money for food

Next day :
Payday : I will no use my money for food

Next day :


Memes,  Payday Jokes,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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Me @ myself: You said you weren't going to spend any money! Now look at you! Broke and sad! I told you!
Me @ myself: You said you weren't going to spend any money! Now look at you! Broke and sad! I told you!

Memes,  Broke Jokes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Single because...
Single because...

Memes,  Hat Jokes,  
    
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"so i said look ney, i'm not gonna stop snorting outta 20's. that tubman chick is your ancestor-not mine."
"so i said look ney, i'm not gonna stop snorting outta 20's. that tubman chick is your ancestor-not mine."

Memes,  White People Be Like,  Harriet Tubman Meme,  
    
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harriet tubman on the $20 has black people like "we won! we won!"

what the  did we win?!
harriet tubman on the $20 has black people like "we won! we won!"

what the did we win?!


Memes,  Funny Jokes On Black People,  Harriet Tubman Meme,  
    
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