Funny Morning Jokes

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Morning people are always so chipper and those of us that aren’t morning people are generally the most evil in the morning. The combination of these two types of people can foster a lot of jokes. The death stare your mom gives before her first cup of coffee, the endless chain of insults rattled off by the person you mistakenly woke up on their day off and the little joys of someone posting their “woke up like this” ‘selfie and forgetting to post the edited and filtered version!

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny morning jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We’re always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
when she isn't taking the hint in the morning
when she isn't taking the hint in the morning

Memes,  One Night Stand Jokes,  Funny Mug Sayings,  
    
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Every night before work: "I'm gonna wake up early & get cute"

Also me every morning when I get to work:
Every night before work: "I'm gonna wake up early & get cute"

Also me every morning when I get to work:


Memes,  Ugly Girl Jokes,  
    
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When you hit snooze 24 times and now have 3 minutes to leave the house
When you hit snooze 24 times and now have 3 minutes to leave the house

Memes,  When You Meme,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  
    
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when yo wale up in the morning and see that ty hanging out of her tank top
when yo wale up in the morning and see that ty hanging out of her tank top

Memes,  
    
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Friday night

Sunday morning
Friday night

Sunday morning


Memes,  Jokes About Friday,  Saturday Jokes,  
    
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When you get out the shower and sit on the bed for ages tryna find the energy to get dressed
When you get out the shower and sit on the bed for ages tryna find the energy to get dressed

Memes,  Lazy Meme,  
    
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Me struggling to get out of bed every morning
Me struggling to get out of bed every morning

Memes,  Struggle Memes,  
    
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When you wake up with your phone, wallet, and you're not in jail
When you wake up with your phone, wallet, and you're not in jail

Memes,  Wwe Meme,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Interviewer: Says here you will do anything to be successful?

Him: That's right

Interviewer: I like your attitude, you start tomorrow at 8

Him: Yea how about 10 tho? I'm not really a morning person
Interviewer: Says here you will do anything to be successful?

Him: That's right

Interviewer: I like your attitude, you start tomorrow at 8

Him: Yea how about 10 tho? I'm not really a morning person


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  Funny Ironic Jokes,  
    
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dudes set their alarms to post  like "rise and grind" and then go back to bed
dudes set their alarms to post like "rise and grind" and then go back to bed

Memes,  Kevin Hart Meme,  
    
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Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop.

How is that a problem?

I wake up at 9
Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop.

How is that a problem?

I wake up at 9


Memes,  Poop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when u hit it last night and she asks what's for breakfast
when u hit it last night and she asks what's for breakfast

Memes,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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Good morning!

Its 12 in the after noon

I know good morning

Whilst you slept, I had a game, ate breakfast, made lemonade, cleaned the house, and now Im going for a movie

No invite?

You were too busy sleeping
Good morning!

Its 12 in the after noon

I know good morning

Whilst you slept, I had a game, ate breakfast, made lemonade, cleaned the house, and now Im going for a movie

No invite?

You were too busy sleeping


Funny Good Morning Texts,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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When you thought coffee would help but you're still annoyed by everyone
When you thought coffee would help but you're still annoyed by everyone

Memes,  Coffee Joke,  
    
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When you hit snooze 80 times and now you've got 3 minutes to leave the house
When you hit snooze 80 times and now you've got 3 minutes to leave the house

Memes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  
    
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