Funny Morning Quotes

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Good Morning is a basic daily greeting but when you think funny morning quotes you get a mixed bag of funny. Quotes about doing the walk of shame, not being a morning person, not wanting to emerge from bed and anything else about the morning we all love or hate.

Here is where you will find amusing morning quotes. The funniest quotes that we found while searching the entire Internet has been added here. We have even included some of the ones you have sent us.

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Me: Get up you're going to be late

Inner me: 10 more minutes
Me: Get up you're going to be late

Inner me: 10 more minutes


Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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i hate when ppl ask me what's wrong in the morning.  i'm
i hate when ppl ask me what's wrong in the morning. i'm

Memes,  Funny Product Slogans,  Tired Meme,  
    
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waking up hungover like

i can't think. i can't see.
waking up hungover like

i can't think. i can't see.


Memes,  Hungover Meme,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Friend: Hey lets get up early and do a bunch of stuff tomorrow!

Me:

Y tho
Friend: Hey lets get up early and do a bunch of stuff tomorrow!

Me:

Y tho


Memes,  Funny Friend Quotes,  
    
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It's coffee and I need some Tuesday.

Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early.
It's coffee and I need some Tuesday.

Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early.


Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Good morning...

Have a 'tip top' Tuesday
Good morning...

Have a 'tip top' Tuesday


Funny Good Morning Jokes,  Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Success Kid Meme (theme),  
    
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.
I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.

Morning Humor,  Daily Funny Thoughts,  
    
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Funny Jokes,  Funny Good Morning Quotes,  
    
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Morning: Laziness.

Afternoon: Dying for a rest.

Night: Can't sleep.
Morning: Laziness.

Afternoon: Dying for a rest.

Night: Can't sleep.


Funny Quotes,  Night Jokes,  
    
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I see ya peekin

But ya ain't speakin

Good Morning
I see ya peekin

But ya ain't speakin

Good Morning


Good Morning Memes,  Martin Lawrence Meme,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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Do my eyes deceive me?...

I know y'all gon say GM!
Do my eyes deceive me?...

I know y'all gon say GM!


Good Morning Memes,  Good Morning Jokes,  Jokes Movies,  
    
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Bout to say good morning

But first lemme take a selfie
Bout to say good morning

But first lemme take a selfie


Good Morning Memes,  Selfie Jokes,  Selfie Memes,  
    
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woke up for work like

here we go again with this
woke up for work like

here we go again with this


Memes,  Simpsons Memes,  Quote Of The Day Work,  
    
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How can I be ready for the future when I can barely get ready in the morning.
How can I be ready for the future when I can barely get ready in the morning.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Life Sayings,  
    
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I don't get enough credit for getting out of bed in the morning.
I don't get enough credit for getting out of bed in the morning.

Credit Jokes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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