Funny Morning Quotes

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Good Morning is a basic daily greeting but when you think funny morning quotes you get a mixed bag of funny. Quotes about doing the walk of shame, not being a morning person, not wanting to emerge from bed and anything else about the morning we all love or hate.

Here is where you will find amusing morning quotes. The funniest quotes that we found while searching the entire Internet has been added here. We have even included some of the ones you have sent us.

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I'm naturally irritated when I first wake up. You have to give me a few days to adjust
I'm naturally irritated when I first wake up. You have to give me a few days to adjust

Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Funny Quotes On Attitude,  
    
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The best part of waking up is a tide pod in yo cup
The best part of waking up is a tide pod in yo cup

Memes,  Tide Pods Meme,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Me: Oh wow I woke up on time today

Me to me: Treat yo self. Take a longer shower, watch a show with breakfast, get to work 4 hours late
Me: Oh wow I woke up on time today

Me to me: Treat yo self. Take a longer shower, watch a show with breakfast, get to work 4 hours late


Memes,  Funny Daily Thoughts,  
    
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Nothing starts your day off right

Like Darth Vader crying heavily over your naked body
Nothing starts your day off right

Like Darth Vader crying heavily over your naked body


Memes,  Darth Vader Meme,  Shower Memes,  
    
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Me: Get up you're going to be late

Inner me: 10 more minutes
Me: Get up you're going to be late

Inner me: 10 more minutes


Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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i hate when ppl ask me what's wrong in the morning.  i'm
i hate when ppl ask me what's wrong in the morning. i'm

Memes,  Funny Product Slogans,  Tired Meme,  
    
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waking up hungover like

i can't think. i can't see.
waking up hungover like

i can't think. i can't see.


Memes,  Hungover Meme,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Friend: Hey lets get up early and do a bunch of stuff tomorrow!

Me:

Y tho
Friend: Hey lets get up early and do a bunch of stuff tomorrow!

Me:

Y tho


Memes,  Funny Friend Quotes,  
    
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Good morning...

Have a 'tip top' Tuesday
Good morning...

Have a 'tip top' Tuesday


Funny Good Morning Jokes,  Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Success Kid Meme (theme),  
    
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It's coffee and I need some Tuesday.

Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early.
It's coffee and I need some Tuesday.

Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early.


Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.
I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.

Morning Humor,  Daily Funny Thoughts,  
    
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people w actually like mornings are ing weird
people w actually like mornings are ing weird

Funny Jokes,  Funny Good Morning Quotes,  
    
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Morning: Laziness.

Afternoon: Dying for a rest.

Night: Can't sleep.
Morning: Laziness.

Afternoon: Dying for a rest.

Night: Can't sleep.


Funny Quotes,  Night Jokes,  
    
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I see ya peekin

But ya ain't speakin

Good Morning
I see ya peekin

But ya ain't speakin

Good Morning


Good Morning Memes,  Martin Lawrence Meme,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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Do my eyes deceive me?...

I know y'all gon say GM!
Do my eyes deceive me?...

I know y'all gon say GM!


Good Morning Memes,  Good Morning Jokes,  Jokes Movies,  
    
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