Funny Mother Quotes

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"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."
"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

Diploma Jokes,  Cute Jokes For Kids,  Short Jokes Kids,  
    
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spit on his  before sucking

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Funny Jokes,  
    
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es be having 7 kids talking about "they hate sleeping alone" ....  pick a kid & lay your e  down somewhere
es be having 7 kids talking about "they hate sleeping alone" .... pick a kid & lay your e down somewhere

Memes,  
    
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i'm fairly certain that the inventor of duct tape was a mother w had enough.
i'm fairly certain that the inventor of duct tape was a mother w had enough.

Funny Quotes,  Duct Tape Jokes,  Super Funny Quotes,  
    
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moms be like

my son didn't do !
moms be like

my son didn't do !


Memes,  Moms Be Like,  Parents Be Like,  
    
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Me: *Breathes*

Mom: You need to change your damn attitude
Me: *Breathes*

Mom: You need to change your damn attitude


Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes On Attitude,  Funny Attitude Quotes,  
    
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When you ask ur Mom a simply question and she yells her response
When you ask ur Mom a simply question and she yells her response

Memes,  Moms Be Like,  Jokes About Parents,  
    
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When your Mom says "no" one too many times
When your Mom says "no" one too many times

Memes,  Funny Mother Sayings,  
    
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Mom: "Just wait in the car I'll be back in 10 minutes"
Mom: "Just wait in the car I'll be back in 10 minutes"

Memes,  Moms Be Like,  
    
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Mom to be

I can grow people

What's your superpower?
Mom to be

I can grow people

What's your superpower?


Funny Jokes,  Funny Mom Quotes,  
    
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there is nothing to fear but fear itself...and me, if you ing mess with my child.
there is nothing to fear but fear itself...and me, if you ing mess with my child.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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hey there "mother of the year", try using some of that child support on your child and not your ty clothes.
hey there "mother of the year", try using some of that child support on your child and not your ty clothes.

Funny Ecards,  Mother Insults,  
    
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Never underestimate the abilities of a mother that has access to chocolate and coffee
Never underestimate the abilities of a mother that has access to chocolate and coffee

Funny Quotes,  Funny Chocolate Sayings,  Coffee Joke,  
    
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To the 20 something skinny girl who made fun of this Mom 'with cellulite' pushing the baby stroller...I hope you have a baby with a HUGE head someday.
To the 20 something skinny girl who made fun of this Mom 'with cellulite' pushing the baby stroller...I hope you have a baby with a HUGE head someday.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes For Women,  
    
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I wish you were a royal baby.

But no, you're just a regular plain baby.
I wish you were a royal baby.

But no, you're just a regular plain baby.


Funny Ecards,  Offensive Baby Jokes,  Baby Funny,  
    
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