Funny Mother Sayings

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Lady in Walmart to her son "put that shit back" so loud I almost put my shit back
Lady in Walmart to her son "put that shit back" so loud I almost put my shit back

Memes,  Walmart Humor,  Parent Jokes,  
    
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- mom, why my cousin diamond is named like that?

- because your aunty loves diamonds

- what about me?

- enough questions y
- mom, why my cousin diamond is named like that?

- because your aunty loves diamonds

- what about me?

- enough questions y


Memes,  
    
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w much milk does your baby drink

idk a boobfull?
w much milk does your baby drink

idk a boobfull?


Memes,  Funny Mom Quotes,  Good Luck Charlie Meme,  
    
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When your Mom says "no" one too many times
When your Mom says "no" one too many times

Memes,  Funny Mother Quotes,  
    
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mom: i brought you into this world and i can take you out of it!

me:

step up
mom: i brought you into this world and i can take you out of it!

me:

step up


Memes,  Mean Mom Jokes,  Mean Humor,  
    
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You know you're a mom when someone says that they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today.
You know you're a mom when someone says that they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today.

Memes,  Mother Jokes,  
    
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You can't scare me I have a daughter
You can't scare me I have a daughter

Funny Quotes,  Daughter Jokes,  
    
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Woohoo,

It's Friday

Oh wait...I'm a mother.
Woohoo,

It's Friday

Oh wait...I'm a mother.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Mom Quotes,  Funny Friday Quotes,  
    
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My rose bushes really thrive whenever my daughter is between boyfriends.
My rose bushes really thrive whenever my daughter is between boyfriends.

Funny Quotes,  Daughter Jokes,  
    
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Let me get this straight:

I give birth, raise kids, work AND cook, and I'm the weaker sex?
Let me get this straight:

I give birth, raise kids, work AND cook, and I'm the weaker sex?


Funny Quotes,  Women Funny Jokes,  
    
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I want my children to have all the things I could never afford.

Then, I'll move in with them.
I want my children to have all the things I could never afford.

Then, I'll move in with them.


Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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see darling?

valium makes everything seem fun!
see darling?

valium makes everything seem fun!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Drug Facts,  Funny Drug Quotes,  
    
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Mom, could I..

Yes

No

Maybe

Only if you clean your room.
Mom, could I..

Yes

No

Maybe

Only if you clean your room.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Mom Quotes,  Funny Pie Charts,  
    
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Oh my God!

My mother was right about everything!
Oh my God!

My mother was right about everything!


Funny Quotes,  Funny Phrases About Life,  
    
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Sometimes I open

My mouth and my

Mother comes out
Sometimes I open

My mouth and my

Mother comes out


Funny Quotes,  Funny Jokes Best,  Funny Mother Quotes,  
    
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