Funny Mustache Quotes

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If you

Mustache

I am the big sister
If you

Mustache

I am the big sister


Big Sister Jokes,  Mustache Puns,  
    
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Here's to our buddy Mitch and a wild birthday party weekend. Remember, fellas...what happens in mustache stays in mustache!
Here's to our buddy Mitch and a wild birthday party weekend. Remember, fellas...what happens in mustache stays in mustache!

Flea Jokes,  Bug Jokes,  Insect Jokes For Kids,  
    
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My mustache smells like

Stale beer and sulfur farts
My mustache smells like

Stale beer and sulfur farts


Smell Jokes,  Stinky Jokes,  
    
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Balding? 

Try mustache transplant therapy
Balding?

Try mustache transplant therapy


Memes,  Mustache Jokes,  
    
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I gave someone a compliment on their moustache yesterday

Now she's not my friend anymore!
I gave someone a compliment on their moustache yesterday

Now she's not my friend anymore!


Memes,  Mustache Jokes,  
    
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When you go get your eyebrows done & the lady say "you want mustache done too?"
When you go get your eyebrows done & the lady say "you want mustache done too?"

Memes,  Eyebrow Jokes,  Mustache Jokes,  
    
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if your mom gota mustache dont say happy mothers day to her, dat  gotta wait for fathers day since she wanna be a
if your mom gota mustache dont say happy mothers day to her, dat gotta wait for fathers day since she wanna be a

Funny Quotes,  Funny Mothers Day Quotes,  
    
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Wood chips and saw dust out of my Scotch


Memes,  Best Drinking Jokes,  Ron Swanson Meme,  
    
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Ron Burgandy says:

Happy Birthday Shane, time to grow a moustache!
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Ron Burgandy says:

Happy Birthday Shane, time to grow a moustache!


Memes,  Shane Jokes,  Anchorman Jokes,  
    
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Only Tom Selleck and Tim Allen

Make mustaches look cool, not creepy
Only Tom Selleck and Tim Allen

Make mustaches look cool, not creepy


Funny Jokes,  Tim Allen Jokes,  
    
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That awkward moment when a girl has a mustache and you can't stop staring at it.
That awkward moment when a girl has a mustache and you can't stop staring at it.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Mustache Sayings,  
    
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yes, i'd have to say this is the most severe case of ingrown mustache i've ever treated.
yes, i'd have to say this is the most severe case of ingrown mustache i've ever treated.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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Mustaches are legit. If you can't grow a mustache, make sure your personality has a mustache.
Mustaches are legit. If you can't grow a mustache, make sure your personality has a mustache.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes For Men,  
    
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I don't always drink milk...

But when I do...I get a mustache.
I don't always drink milk...

But when I do...I get a mustache.


Memes,  Cute Cat Memes,  
    
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Mufusa

Moustacha
Mufusa

Moustacha


Memes,  Moustache Jokes,  Lion King Meme,  
    
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