Funny Nerd Quotes

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''I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.''
''I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.''

Metric Jokes,  Short Love Jokes,  Funny Nerdy Jokes,  
    
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Calculus II?


I took that in pre-K
Calculus II?


I took that in pre-K


Funny Calculus Jokes,  Genius Jokes,  
    
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If you wanted to spell bad enough

Then paying 3 mana shouldn't have been a problem
If you wanted to spell bad enough

Then paying 3 mana shouldn't have been a problem


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  Nerdy Jokes,  
    
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they didn't believe i was gangsta

so i activated my trap card
they didn't believe i was gangsta

so i activated my trap card


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  Gangsta Jokes,  Best Lame Jokes,  
    
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I don't believe in Based God

I believe in based science
I don't believe in Based God

I believe in based science


Memes,  Based God Meme,  Butthurt Dweller (theme),  
    
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I was just kidding

Gosh!
I was just kidding

Gosh!


Memes,  Just Joking,  Nerds Jokes,  
    
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if you touch my virginity 

i'll stab you
if you touch my virginity

i'll stab you


Meme,  Virginity Jokes,  
    
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Jeopardy and a glass of wine is your idea of a "fun" night
Nerd Girl Problem #62

Jeopardy and a glass of wine is your idea of a "fun" night


Funny Quotes,  Jeopardy Jokes,  Best Nerd Jokes,  
    
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Are your protons near my neutrons?

Cuz I feel a strong interaction
Are your protons near my neutrons?

Cuz I feel a strong interaction


Memes,  Sassy Gay Nerd (theme),  
    
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tell the square root of negative one to multiply by itself

because  just got real
tell the square root of negative one to multiply by itself

because just got real


Memes,  
    
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proof that nerds get laid
proof that nerds get laid

Funny Quotes,  Funny Baby Onesies,  
    
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Hold on ladies

Just give me a secant
Hold on ladies

Just give me a secant


Memes,  Math Puns,  
    
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gotta finish all my spreadsheets

before we climb into your bed sheets
gotta finish all my spreadsheets

before we climb into your bed sheets


Memes,  
    
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fun on spring break?

girls don't factor into the equation
fun on spring break?

girls don't factor into the equation


Memes,  Spring Break Meme,  Priority Peter Meme (theme),  
    
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double d's?

nah. ti- 83's
double d's?

nah. ti- 83's


Memes,  
    
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