Funny New Year Jokes

 – 50 total
New Years always bring regret, new goals and soon to be broken promises. Sadly, these are the things that also bring with them the best humor. Some of us will create some of our biggest regrets on New Years Eve and really bring in the New Year with a bang.

Here we have added the most popular and viral funny new years jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
On a scale from 1-10 how hard are you partying tonight?
On a scale from 1-10 how hard are you partying tonight?

Memes,  New Years Eve Memes,  Lazy Memes,  
    
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I need to be this unpredictable this year
I need to be this unpredictable this year

Memes,  Aw Hell Naw,  
    
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girls be like "new year new me" no , same you different .
girls be like "new year new me" no , same you different .

Memes,  Girls Be Like Meme,  
    
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*Pours coconut oil on 2016*
*Pours coconut oil on 2016*

Funny Jokes,  Funny 2016,  Funny Quote Jokes,  
    
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You: New year, New me!

Your bank account: Same you

You:
You: New year, New me!

Your bank account: Same you

You:


Memes,  Money Jokes,  
    
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dear journal,

it's the first day of 2016 and somebody already got me ed up.
dear journal,

it's the first day of 2016 and somebody already got me ed up.


Memes,  2016 Jokes,  
    
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Them: What are your New Years Eve plans?

Me:
Them: What are your New Years Eve plans?

Me:


Memes,  New Years Eve Jokes,  New Years Eve Meme,  
    
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What I really expect when someone says new year new me
What I really expect when someone says new year new me

Memes,  Best New Year Jokes,  New Years Jokes,  
    
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How I pictured 2015

How it actually was
How I pictured 2015

How it actually was


Memes,  2015 Jokes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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New year, new opportunities to make really poor decisions again
New year, new opportunities to make really poor decisions again

Funny Quotes,  New Years Jokes,  
    
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The gym

In two weeks
The gym

In two weeks


Memes,  Gym Memes,  Gym Humor,  
    
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The names that I don't call must immediately delete my number and remain in 2015
The names that I don't call must immediately delete my number and remain in 2015

Memes,  2015 Memes,  Lmfao,  
    
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*long sigh*

lemme try this  again
*long sigh*

lemme try this again


Memes,  Chicks Be Like,  
    
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don't bring this into 2016
don't bring this into 2016

Memes,  Fake Butt,  
    
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me when i'm bout to announce all the people i aint in with this year
me when i'm bout to announce all the people i aint in with this year

Memes,  Prince Meme,  
    
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