Funny New Year Quotes

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The new year is a pretty big deal. It brings with it lots of hope, promise and clichés. As outlandish as some of the new year festivities are there are some that even the biggest skeptics can enjoy while the rest of us sit back and poke fun at them.

Here we have added the most popular and viral funny new year quotes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Me covering my front camera with tape and thinking about how the fbi agent monitoring me has watched me cry everyday but never once checked up on me: cut toxic people out of your life 2018
Me covering my front camera with tape and thinking about how the fbi agent monitoring me has watched me cry everyday but never once checked up on me: cut toxic people out of your life 2018

Memes,  2018 Meme,  Funny Life Quotes,  
    
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must be december 33th because y'all on the same  y'all was last year.
must be december 33th because y'all on the same y'all was last year.

Memes,  December Jokes,  
    
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i ed up already, 2019 my year fas
i ed up already, 2019 my year fas

Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  
    
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Leaving bras behind in 2017. I'm retired.
Leaving bras behind in 2017. I'm retired.

Memes,  Bra Jokes,  Retirement Jokes,  
    
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We need this sign everywhere
We need this sign everywhere

Memes,  Funny Road Signs,  
    
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Biden: Who's on the phone?

Obama: It's Trump

Biden: say "New Year who dis?"

Obama: Joe ple-

Biden: just do it. I saw it on the internet
Biden: Who's on the phone?

Obama: It's Trump

Biden: say "New Year who dis?"

Obama: Joe ple-

Biden: just do it. I saw it on the internet


Memes,  Obama Biden Memes,  
    
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I already broke 6 out of 5 of my New Year's resolutions
I already broke 6 out of 5 of my New Year's resolutions

Memes,  New Years Resolution Jokes,  
    
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Nobody is saying "2017 is going to be my year!" lol 2016 humbled everyone.
Nobody is saying "2017 is going to be my year!" lol 2016 humbled everyone.

Memes,  Funny Quotes For 2016,  New Year Resolution Jokes,  
    
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Rain drop
Drop top

2016 bout to stop stop
Rain drop
Drop top

2016 bout to stop stop


Memes,  Funny New Year Sayings,  
    
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What if 2017 is just 2016 with no headphone jack?
What if 2017 is just 2016 with no headphone jack?

Memes,  Iphone 7 Meme,  2017 Meme,  
    
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Imagine us waiting for 2017 and all of a sudden 2016 S
Imagine us waiting for 2017 and all of a sudden 2016 S

Memes,  2017 Meme,  Iphone Humor,  
    
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w many of you "new year new me' es out there sucking random s again?
w many of you "new year new me' es out there sucking random s again?

Funny Jokes,  New Year Jokes,  
    
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new year, old me

 you
new year, old me

you


New Year New Me Meme,  
    
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"If we ain't on good terms  by the end of 2015 you won't be in my life in 201....."
"If we ain't on good terms by the end of 2015 you won't be in my life in 201....."

Memes,  Funny New Years Sayings,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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puta don't start with that "new year, new me" 

cuz you gonna be the same e in 2016
puta don't start with that "new year, new me"

cuz you gonna be the same e in 2016


Memes,  Olivia Cosby Show,  New Year New Me Meme,  
    
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