Funny New Year Sayings

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Some things truly go without saying for the holidays but come every new year most of you just HAVE to say it. Most of you say the same thing every year anyway it never changes and that’s why they’ve come to be in the funny new year sayings section.

Here we have added the most popular and viral funny new year sayings from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
I already broke 6 out of 5 of my New Year's resolutions
I already broke 6 out of 5 of my New Year's resolutions

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*Goes to work or school tomorrow"

"Haven't seen you since last ye.."

Me:
*Goes to work or school tomorrow"

"Haven't seen you since last ye.."

Me:


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Me: "This gonna be my year!"

*12 months later*
Me: "This gonna be my year!"

*12 months later*


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Rain drop
Drop top

2016 bout to stop stop
Rain drop
Drop top

2016 bout to stop stop


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The first rule of 2017... never talk about 2016.
The first rule of 2017... never talk about 2016.

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Me: 2017 is gonna be my year!

2017:
Me: 2017 is gonna be my year!

2017:


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"2016 been hard, but that's okay. 2017 is my year."

2017:
"2016 been hard, but that's okay. 2017 is my year."

2017:


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"New Year, New Me"
"New Year, New Me"

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2016 resolution: don't  it up
2016 resolution: don't it up

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New year new me yeah right!

You're still going to be a prick in 2016 ya rat bastard, get outta here!
New year new me yeah right!

You're still going to be a prick in 2016 ya rat bastard, get outta here!


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i might leave myself in 2015. i'm tired of my dumb .
i might leave myself in 2015. i'm tired of my dumb .

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The only thing I'll be thinking of at midnight is that my direct deposit hit my account
The only thing I'll be thinking of at midnight is that my direct deposit hit my account

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i think my new years resolution this year will be to tell people to  off more.
i think my new years resolution this year will be to tell people to off more.

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when  with no money car job education ambition edges or walls say "its all about me in 2016"
when with no money car job education ambition edges or walls say "its all about me in 2016"

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