Funny New Years Eve Jokes

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This is it the last day of you being the “old” you. The 365th and final day of the person you chose to be this year. Now it’s time to prepare yourself for your transformation. New Year, New You! It’s what you say every New Years Eve, but this time you mean it.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny new years eve jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We’re always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
New York on New Years Eve...

Tourists

Natives
New York on New Years Eve...

Tourists

Natives


New Years Eve Jokes,  New York City Jokes,  
    
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My friends tonight

Me tonight
My friends tonight

Me tonight


Memes,  Funny New Year Images,  
    
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When someone asks if I wanna go out for New Years Eve
When someone asks if I wanna go out for New Years Eve

Memes,  New Years Eve Meme,  
    
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How you think New Years Eve is gonna go VS. how New Years Eve actually goes...
How you think New Years Eve is gonna go VS. how New Years Eve actually goes...

Memes,  New Years Memes,  
    
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H'oh man, I have big plans this New Year's Eve, big plans...
H'oh man, I have big plans this New Year's Eve, big plans...

Memes,  New Year Eve Jokes One Liners,  Lonely Jokes,  
    
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Tomorrow's forecast

PARTY PARTY PARTY
Tomorrow's forecast

PARTY PARTY PARTY


Funny Pictures,  Party Jokes,  
    
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tomorrow  gunna be like

i aint see you since last year
tomorrow gunna be like

i aint see you since last year


Funny Jokes,  New Year Eve Jokes One Liners,  
    
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it's new year's eve 

so p me that bottle
it's new year's eve

so p me that bottle


Memes,  Funny New Year Images,  
    
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new years eve

!!!
new years eve

!!!


Memes,  Funny New Years Quotes,  
    
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Please RSVP 'Yes' to my freaking New Years Eve party so I look more popular. 

You don't even have to come.
Please RSVP 'Yes' to my freaking New Years Eve party so I look more popular.

You don't even have to come.


Funny Ecards,  New Years Jokes 2014,  
    
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oh, you got drunk on new years eve?

did you die?
oh, you got drunk on new years eve?

did you die?


Memes,  Funny Drunk Sayings,  
    
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ball so hard new year wanna find me

that  cray
ball so hard new year wanna find me

that cray


Memes,  Funny New Years Jokes,  Funny Rap Song Lyrics,  
    
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What if it's not New Years eve

And it's really Arbor Day
What if it's not New Years eve

And it's really Arbor Day


Memes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  Arbor Day Jokes,  New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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This New Years Eve, chicks be saying,

"New Year, New Me"
This New Years Eve, chicks be saying,

"New Year, New Me"


Funny Pictures,  New Years Jokes,  Funny New Years Sayings,  
    
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