Funny New Years Sayings

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They say that some things go without saying, especially for the holidays. Yet come every new year most of you just HAVE to say it. Most of you say the same thing every year anyway it never changes and that’s why they’ve come to be in the funny new years sayings section.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny new years sayings from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We're always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
them: "i can't wait till 2017! i'm gonna stop drinking, smoking, gonna lose weight and find myself a soulmate"

me:

shutc

  up
them: "i can't wait till 2017! i'm gonna stop drinking, smoking, gonna lose weight and find myself a soulmate"

me:

shutc

up


Memes,  New Years Resolution Meme,  2017 Meme,  
    
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"If we ain't on good terms  by the end of 2015 you won't be in my life in 201....."
"If we ain't on good terms by the end of 2015 you won't be in my life in 201....."

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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no "new year / new me" here

i'll be the same nest le at 12:01 that i was at 11:59
no "new year / new me" here

i'll be the same nest le at 12:01 that i was at 11:59


Memes,  2015 New Years Jokes,  Great Gatsby Meme,  
    
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"Let's make resolutions for each other"?

Its a trap!
"Let's make resolutions for each other"?

Its a trap!


Memes,  Admiral Ackbar Meme,  Its A Trap Meme,  
    
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new year..?

more like.. same , different year
new year..?

more like.. same , different year


Memes,  New Year Jokes,  
    
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out with the old in with the new

if you ain't f*ckin with me then i ain't f*ckin with you
out with the old in with the new

if you ain't f*ckin with me then i ain't f*ckin with you


Memes,  Rihanna Funny,  Rihanna Meme,  
    
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"Im going to make a New Years resolution!" 

*2 days later* Aaaaand it's broken!
"Im going to make a New Years resolution!"

*2 days later* Aaaaand it's broken!


Memes,  New Years Resolution Jokes,  And Its Gone Meme,  
    
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So it's New Years Eve and you're either sitting there masturbating or can't tell the difference between fireworks and gunshots

Please do keep informing us on Reddit


Memes,  Reddit Jokes,  Best New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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Let's spend New Year's Eve together.

Unless I get a better offer.
Let's spend New Year's Eve together.

Unless I get a better offer.


Funny Ecards,  Best New Years Eve Jokes,  New Years One Liners,  
    
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Hey honey

What are you doing for New Year's Eve?
Hey honey

What are you doing for New Year's Eve?


Memes,  Best New Years Eve Jokes,  Funny Flirty Quotes,  
    
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Aaaaaand

I wasted another year
Aaaaaand

I wasted another year


Memes,  And Its Gone Meme,  
    
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Stay home for New Year's Eve?

Impossibru!
Stay home for New Year's Eve?

Impossibru!


Memes,  New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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So you're telling me

People in your country resolve to loose weight every winter?
So you're telling me

People in your country resolve to loose weight every winter?


Memes,  So You're Telling Me,  New Years Resolution Joke,  
    
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Dude, New Year is like

Time's birthday
Dude, New Year is like

Time's birthday


Memes,  New Year Jokes,  
    
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