Wishing someone a happy new year seems harmless until you find yourself having to say it to someone you totally despise. That school mate, co worker or even relative you successfully and creatively find ways to avoid contact with all year has finally caught you, in public, during a holiday making you have to speak and you might slip and give the most fitting greeting and let a “Happy New Year Bitch” fly. It happens.
Here we have added the most popular and viral funny new years wishes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.
We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!