Funny New Years Wishes

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Wishing someone a happy new year seems harmless until you find yourself having to say it to someone you totally despise. That school mate, co worker or even relative you successfully and creatively find ways to avoid contact with all year has finally caught you, in public, during a holiday making you have to speak and you might slip and give the most fitting greeting and let a “Happy New Year Bitch” fly. It happens.

Here we have added the most popular and viral funny new years wishes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
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Memes,  Funny New Year Wishes,  Happy New Year Jokes,  
    
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When Gotham is in Ashes...

You have my permission to have a Happy New Year
When Gotham is in Ashes...

You have my permission to have a Happy New Year


Memes,  Happy New Year Jokes,  New Years Jokes For Kids,  
    
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happy new year...

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happy new year...

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Memes,  Happy New Year Jokes,  Breaking Bad Meme,  
    
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Happy New Year !!!!!!!!

Sukaaaahhhhss !!!
Happy New Year !!!!!!!!

Sukaaaahhhhss !!!


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Yo dawg, I heard you celebrate tonight

So I wish you Happy New Year while I wish you Happy New Year
Yo dawg, I heard you celebrate tonight

So I wish you Happy New Year while I wish you Happy New Year


Memes,  Happy New Years Jokes,  Yo Dawg Meme (theme),  
    
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Happy New Year! 
It's a new millennium

The year 1000!
Happy New Year!
It's a new millennium

The year 1000!


Meme,  Slowpoke Meme (theme),  
    
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"Happy Holidays!" If my well wishes offend you then how about "Merry Christmas" and "May your New Years be as ungrateful as You"
"Happy Holidays!" If my well wishes offend you then how about "Merry Christmas" and "May your New Years be as ungrateful as You"

Christmas Ecards,  Rude New Year Jokes,  Funny Christmas Wishes For Friends  
    
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here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.

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