Funny News Headlines Today

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there's no way to stop lava. people have tried.

this mother er yellin stop at lava
there's no way to stop lava. people have tried.

this mother er yellin stop at lava


Memes,  Volcano Jokes,  
    
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kids form human arrow to point police cpper toward suspects on the run

what kinda snitch  children of the corn type ...
kids form human arrow to point police cpper toward suspects on the run

what kinda snitch children of the corn type ...


Memes,  Snitch Jokes,  Criminal Jokes,  
    
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Looks like Trump didn't fully think this through
Looks like Trump didn't fully think this through

Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  Wall Jokes,  
    
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guy accidentally texts his probation officer "you have some ?"
guy accidentally texts his probation officer "you have some ?"

Crime Jokes,  Funny News Headlines,  
    
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Dawn Of The Brain Dead

Clown comes back to life with N.H. win
Dawn Of The Brain Dead

Clown comes back to life with N.H. win


Funny Pictures,  Donald Trump Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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This weekend will be...

Whiter than the Oscars
This weekend will be...

Whiter than the Oscars


Funny Jokes,  Newspaper Puns,  
    
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florida bus driver fired for making white pengers sit at the back of the bus
florida bus driver fired for making white pengers sit at the back of the bus

Memes,  Bus Driver Jokes,  Funny Bus Driver Jokes,  
    
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Whoever wrote this headline at CNN needs a raise

U.S. makes a deposit in ISIS bank
Whoever wrote this headline at CNN needs a raise

U.S. makes a deposit in ISIS bank


Funny Pictures,  Funny News Headlines,  
    
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Police called to McDonalds after 'staff mocked teenage girl for ordering six cheeseburgers'
Police called to McDonalds after 'staff mocked teenage girl for ordering six cheeseburgers'

Memes,  Mcdonald Jokes,  Mcdonalds Memes,  
    
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Wanted man sends police selfie to replace mugshot he said made him look 'terrible'
Wanted man sends police selfie to replace mugshot he said made him look 'terrible'

Memes,  Crime Jokes,  Stupid Criminals,  
    
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man kills friend after their balls touch during a 'three-some'
man kills friend after their balls touch during a 'three-some'

Memes,  Threesome Jokes,  Funny News Stories,  
    
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man st while walking & eating chicken nuggets on north side

my  ain't even get to open his sauce brah
man st while walking & eating chicken nuggets on north side

my ain't even get to open his sauce brah


Memes,  Not Funny Jokes,  Good Bad Jokes,  
    
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"i sw up with pink bottles for nicki,  but all i see is meek and 3 dusty  n**gas from philly" 

-club owner

meek mill escorted out club for using nicki name to book v.i.p.
"i sw up with pink bottles for nicki, but all i see is meek and 3 dusty n**gas from philly"

-club owner

meek mill escorted out club for using nicki name to book v.i.p.


Memes,  Meek Mill Jokes,  Meek Mill Funny,  
    
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man strangles girlfriend to death because she "wouldn't make eye contact with him"
man strangles girlfriend to death because she "wouldn't make eye contact with him"

Memes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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Elderly woman arrested for making purses out of neighbors "missing"...
Elderly woman arrested for making purses out of neighbors "missing"...

Memes,  Funny News Headlines,  
    
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