Funny News Headlines

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Some things are just too funny to make up especially in the news nowadays. Here we have added funny news headlines. News headlines that are so hilarious that they are even hard to believe that these are actually true. We have even added actual screenshots of the actual articles and even a few videos so you can actually see the news anchors try to say them with a straight face. Headlines like, "Drunk Driver Uses Lawn Mower to Bar Hop Around the City" and "New Weiner sext bombshell Too hard to stop!" and those aren't even the funniest ones.

While you are here take some time rate some of your favorite ones and share them via social media. We are always updating this section, so be sure that you revisit us back here often.
Concerned citizen: "How did Trump get elected, and why is he still so popular?"

Me:
Concerned citizen: "How did Trump get elected, and why is he still so popular?"

Me:


Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  Stupid People Jokes,  
    
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Why don't he move the tent closer
Why don't he move the tent closer

Memes,  Homeless Jokes,  Logic Jokes,  
    
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This man has his hand out like he's Eleven from Stranger Things
This man has his hand out like he's Eleven from Stranger Things

Memes,  Funny Captioned Pictures,  Stranger Things Meme,  
    
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pizza sp workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss

what kinda scoob-doo  is this
pizza sp workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss

what kinda scoob-doo is this


Memes,  Scooby Doo Meme,  Robbery Jokes,  
    
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cnn headlines be like: "ralphie got a high power ault rifle for christmas"
cnn headlines be like: "ralphie got a high power ault rifle for christmas"

Memes,  Film Jokes,  
    
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Inmate claims he was choked by deputies for smiling in his mugshot.

Claims? Bruhh he getting choked in the pic lmao
Inmate claims he was choked by deputies for smiling in his mugshot.

Claims? Bruhh he getting choked in the pic lmao


Memes,  Funny Mugshots,  
    
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Rob Kardashian : Blac Chyna has been using me this whole time.

Us :
Rob Kardashian : Blac Chyna has been using me this whole time.

Us :


Memes,  Blac Chyna Meme,  
    
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if this isn't newsworthy, i don't know what is...
if this isn't newsworthy, i don't know what is...

Memes,  Dildo Jokes,  
    
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At this point what's the purpose of life?

After 27 years say farewell to the dandelion Crayola Crayon
At this point what's the purpose of life?

After 27 years say farewell to the dandelion Crayola Crayon


Memes,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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1965: 'I bet there'll be flying cars and a cure for cancer in the future"

2017:

Daycare busted for running a fight club on snapchat
1965: 'I bet there'll be flying cars and a cure for cancer in the future"

2017:

Daycare busted for running a fight club on snapchat


Memes,  2017 Meme,  Society Jokes,  
    
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When he's out with the boys and doesn't answer your texts.

Florida woman fakes kidnapping to see if boyfriend cared
When he's out with the boys and doesn't answer your texts.

Florida woman fakes kidnapping to see if boyfriend cared


Memes,  Hilarious Memes,  Kidnapping Jokes,  
    
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south korea: don't tell anyone

cnn: ok
south korea: don't tell anyone

cnn: ok


Memes,  News Jokes,  Kim Jong Un Meme,  
    
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"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home"

8 hours later:
"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home"

8 hours later:


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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Guy tries to buy toy poodles, gets fluffy, steroid-pumped giant ferrets instead
Guy tries to buy toy poodles, gets fluffy, steroid-pumped giant ferrets instead

Poodle Jokes,  Ferret Jokes,  
    
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Everyone who aspired to write the greatest headline ever can give up now.

Police warned angry goat on roof 'only respects on man'
Everyone who aspired to write the greatest headline ever can give up now.

Police warned angry goat on roof 'only respects on man'


Goat Jokes,  Roof Jokes,  
    
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