Funny News Headlines

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Some things are just too funny to make up especially in the news nowadays. Here we have added funny news headlines. News headlines that are so hilarious that they are even hard to believe that these are actually true. We have even added actual screenshots of the actual articles and even a few videos so you can actually see the news anchors try to say them with a straight face. Headlines like, "Drunk Driver Uses Lawn Mower to Bar Hop Around the City" and "New Weiner sext bombshell Too hard to stop!" and those aren't even the funniest ones.

While you are here take some time rate some of your favorite ones and share them via social media. We are always updating this section, so be sure that you revisit us back here often.
if this isn't newsworthy, i don't know what is...
if this isn't newsworthy, i don't know what is...

Memes,  Dildo Jokes,  
    
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At this point what's the purpose of life?

After 27 years say farewell to the dandelion Crayola Crayon
At this point what's the purpose of life?

After 27 years say farewell to the dandelion Crayola Crayon


Memes,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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1965: 'I bet there'll be flying cars and a cure for cancer in the future"

2017:

Daycare busted for running a fight club on snapchat
1965: 'I bet there'll be flying cars and a cure for cancer in the future"

2017:

Daycare busted for running a fight club on snapchat


Memes,  2017 Meme,  Society Jokes,  
    
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When he's out with the boys and doesn't answer your texts.

Florida woman fakes kidnapping to see if boyfriend cared
When he's out with the boys and doesn't answer your texts.

Florida woman fakes kidnapping to see if boyfriend cared


Memes,  Hilarious Memes,  Kidnapping Jokes,  
    
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south korea: don't tell anyone

cnn: ok
south korea: don't tell anyone

cnn: ok


Memes,  News Jokes,  Kim Jong Un Meme,  
    
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"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home"

8 hours later:
"I'll drink one beer then I'm coming home"

8 hours later:


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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Guy tries to buy toy poodles, gets fluffy, steroid-pumped giant ferrets instead
Guy tries to buy toy poodles, gets fluffy, steroid-pumped giant ferrets instead

Poodle Jokes,  Ferret Jokes,  
    
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Police warned angry goat on roof 'only respects on man'
Everyone who aspired to write the greatest headline ever can give up now.

Police warned angry goat on roof 'only respects on man'


Goat Jokes,  Roof Jokes,  
    
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"You're sure that's the right word?"
"Like, 80% sure, yeah."
"Print it."
"You're sure that's the right word?"
"Like, 80% sure, yeah."
"Print it."


Memes,  Funny Spelling Fails,  Newspaper Joke,  
    
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kush has me like
kush has me like

Memes,  High Memes,  Stoner Jokes,  
    
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One armed man applauds the kindness of strangers
One armed man applauds the kindness of strangers

One Arm Jokes,  Funny Fail Images,  
    
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Breaking News

Barbados just fell in the ocean
Breaking News

Barbados just fell in the ocean


Barbados Jokes,  List Of Funniest Jokes,  
    
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Young Thug & Jaden Smith Fistfight Over Last Skirt at H&M
Young Thug & Jaden Smith Fistfight Over Last Skirt at H&M

Funny Jokes,  Young Thug Memes,  Jaden Smith Meme,  
    
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teachers sws up drunk, pantless to 1st day of scol
teachers sws up drunk, pantless to 1st day of scol

Drunk Fail,  
    
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person: *gets a heart attack*

judge: did you try attacking it back?

judge asks rape victim if she tried 'closing her legs'
person: *gets a heart attack*

judge: did you try attacking it back?

judge asks rape victim if she tried 'closing her legs'


Memes,  Judge Jokes,  
    
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