Funny Ninja Sayings

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I'm a ninja.

No you're not.

Did you see me do that?

Do what?

Exactly.
I'm a ninja.

No you're not.

Did you see me do that?

Do what?

Exactly.


Funny Jokes,  Ninja Jokes,  
    
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Funny Jokes,  Funny Wall Photos,  Funny Bathroom Signs,  
    
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Doing your chores like a ninja while your parents pull up into the driveway.
Doing your chores like a ninja while your parents pull up into the driveway.

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Did I just fall? Nope, I attacked the ground with my awesome ninja skills. Backwards? I'm freaking talented!
Did I just fall? Nope, I attacked the ground with my awesome ninja skills. Backwards? I'm freaking talented!

Relatable Posts,  Short Joke Comebacks,  
    
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It's funny when you walk through a spiderweb, you instantly 'learn' Kung Fu.
It's funny when you walk through a spiderweb, you instantly 'learn' Kung Fu.

Relatable Posts,  Joke Spider,  Funniest Sms Jokes,  
    
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Realizing you overslept and popping out of bed like a ninja
Realizing you overslept and popping out of bed like a ninja

Relatable Posts,  Ninja Jokes,  
    
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You'll never catch me, I'm the Ninjabread Man!
You'll never catch me, I'm the Ninjabread Man!

Funny Pictures,  Christmas Puns,  
    
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Should a Redheaded Ninja be referred to as a "Ginja"..?
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Funny Ecards,  Redhead Jokes Funny,  Ginger Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Mmm-Hmmm...

Ahhhhh...

Mmmmmm...

Worse case of Ninjavitis I've ever seen.
Mmm-Hmmm...

Ahhhhh...

Mmmmmm...

Worse case of Ninjavitis I've ever seen.


Funny Pictures,  Funny Dental Comics,  Dental Puns  
    
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Flying kick to cross the road

Because walking is too mainstream
Flying kick to cross the road

Because walking is too mainstream


Karate Jokes,  Images Of Funny Signs  
    
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Act like a ninja!!!!

But falls on face
Act like a ninja!!!!

But falls on face


Rage Fu Jokes (theme),  Funny Ninja Facts,  
    
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"I'm a ninja!" ... "No your not!" ... "did you see that?" ... "what?" ... "exactly"

Ninja Jokes,  Funny Ninja Facts  
    
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Ninjas

There are four of them in this picture.
Ninjas

There are four of them in this picture.


Ninja Jokes,  Very Funny Images  
    
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Family kidnapped by ninjas 

Need $ 4 karate lessons

Compassion

How can you say no to this guy?
Family kidnapped by ninjas

Need $ 4 karate lessons

Compassion

How can you say no to this guy?


Kidnap Jokes,  Funny Homeless Signs,  Funny Bum Signs,  
    
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Awesome ninja skills

I has dem
Awesome ninja skills

I has dem


Squirrel Memes,  Funny Nature Images  
    
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