Funny Nurse Ecards

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You know you're a CNA when you mentally note your bm: size, shape &color.
You know you're a CNA when you mentally note your bm: size, shape &color.

Cna Jokes,  Bathroom Humor,  
    
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I'm way to lazy of an RN to empty the commode right next to me. Ket me search the halls for my incredibly busy CNA to empty it for me.
I'm way to lazy of an RN to empty the commode right next to me. Ket me search the halls for my incredibly busy CNA to empty it for me.

Cna Jokes,  Nurse Memes,  
    
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I'm an RN, and this is my list of all the things I'm going to do to assist the CNA's.... yep, its blank.
I'm an RN, and this is my list of all the things I'm going to do to assist the CNA's.... yep, its blank.

Cna Jokes,  Nurse Meme,  
    
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Lost & found

Lost: social life, family, friends, sleep & my sanity! If found please call the nursing home! Thanks from a CNA
Lost & found

Lost: social life, family, friends, sleep & my sanity! If found please call the nursing home! Thanks from a CNA


Cna Jokes,  Nursing Home Jokes,  
    
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i love to wipe 80 year old ina and uncircised ..... said no cna ever!
i love to wipe 80 year old ina and uncircised ..... said no cna ever!

Cna Jokes,  
    
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I know you think you're the only one here, but so do the other twenty people I'm responsible for.
I know you think you're the only one here, but so do the other twenty people I'm responsible for.

Cna Jokes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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the waitress gets you a gl of water and you give her 15%. i clean your , scrub your feet and sprinkle  powder in unly places and you yell at me. what the f**k?
the waitress gets you a gl of water and you give her 15%. i clean your , scrub your feet and sprinkle powder in unly places and you yell at me. what the f**k?

Cna Jokes,  Nurse Memes,  
    
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CNA actually stands for Chuck Norris Approved. Yeah, we're awesome.
CNA actually stands for Chuck Norris Approved. Yeah, we're awesome.

Cna Jokes,  Chuck Norris Jokes,  
    
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NURSES - We can't fix stupid but we can sedate it.
NURSES - We can't fix stupid but we can sedate it.

Funny Ecards,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  
    
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You might be a NICU nurse if you've ever wished for a restraining order to protect a baby from their idiot parents.
You might be a NICU nurse if you've ever wished for a restraining order to protect a baby from their idiot parents.

Funny Ecards,  Baby Ecards,  Nurse Jokes One Liners  
    
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I haven't charted a true respiratory rate since nursing school. 

Just so you know...
I haven't charted a true respiratory rate since nursing school.

Just so you know...


Funny Ecards,  Nursing Jokes,  Funny Nursing Sayings,  
    
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I love being a nurse but most of all I just love wearing scrubs. They're the closest thing to pajamas.
I love being a nurse but most of all I just love wearing scrubs. They're the closest thing to pajamas.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Nurse Sayings,  Nursing Jokes,  
    
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On behalf of all doctors, I'd like to take this moment to thank all nurses for sacrificing their dignity in pursuit of great patient satisfaction scores in the hospital.
On behalf of all doctors, I'd like to take this moment to thank all nurses for sacrificing their dignity in pursuit of great patient satisfaction scores in the hospital.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Nursing Humor  
    
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Why yes I do marathons...

Called the 12.5+ hour nursing shift run thrice weekly
Why yes I do marathons...

Called the 12.5+ hour nursing shift run thrice weekly


Funny Ecards,  Nursing Humor,  Medical Joke  
    
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Why do my Medicaid patients have nicer cell phones than me?
Why do my Medicaid patients have nicer cell phones than me?

Funny Ecards,  Funny Cell Phone Quotes,  Funny Doctor Quotes  
    
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