Funny Nurse Quotes

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Nurse: I'm sorry but you won't be getting your meds today.

Woman: Because you ran out?

Nurse. No because you're going to die.
Nurse: I'm sorry but you won't be getting your meds today.

Woman: Because you ran out?

Nurse. No because you're going to die.


Memes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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Nrs1: He's dead AF. Someone just unplugged his life support.

Nrs2: A Charizard showed up in the hall. I had to charge my phone.

Nrs1: Are u fucking kidding me!? Is it still there?
Nrs1: He's dead AF. Someone just unplugged his life support.

Nrs2: A Charizard showed up in the hall. I had to charge my phone.

Nrs1: Are u fucking kidding me!? Is it still there?


Memes,  Hospital Meme,  
    
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Nurses before my shift

You get a suppository 

You all get suppositories
Nurses before my shift

You get a suppository

You all get suppositories


Memes,  Oprah Memes,  
    
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When a patient is pissed off cause you were busy and they had to wait a minute:

But did you die!?
When a patient is pissed off cause you were busy and they had to wait a minute:

But did you die!?


Memes,  Funny Nursing Sayings,  But Did You Die Meme,  
    
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I'm an RN, and this is my list of all the things I'm going to do to assist the CNA's.... yep, its blank.
I'm an RN, and this is my list of all the things I'm going to do to assist the CNA's.... yep, its blank.

Cna Jokes,  Funny Nurse Ecards,  Nurse Meme,  
    
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Brand new CNA

"Answer all the call lights!"

Veteran CNA

"Ain't nobody got time fo dat!"
Brand new CNA

"Answer all the call lights!"

Veteran CNA

"Ain't nobody got time fo dat!"


Cna Jokes,  Hyperbole And A Half Meme (theme),  Aint Nobody Got Time For That Meme,  
    
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nurse: are you sexually active?
him: yea, why? you trynna ride this ?
*nurse writes "ing sae"*
nurse: are you sexually active?
him: yea, why? you trynna ride this ?
*nurse writes "ing sae"*


Memes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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I love the full moon!

Said no nurse ever.

EVER!
I love the full moon!

Said no nurse ever.

EVER!


Nurse Jokes,  Funny Nursing Quotes,  
    
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nursing friendships are a different kind of love, like i'll ld the  cheeks while you clean the  crack kinda love!
nursing friendships are a different kind of love, like i'll ld the cheeks while you clean the crack kinda love!

Funny Ecards,  Funny Friendship Ecards,  Nursing Humor,  
    
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scol nurses be like "come back if it's still hurting after lunch
scol nurses be like "come back if it's still hurting after lunch

Memes,  Funny School Sayings,  
    
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the hardest thing to do in this world is convincing a me health aide that she's not a ing nurse
the hardest thing to do in this world is convincing a me health aide that she's not a ing nurse

Funny Quotes,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Nurses be like

Just left work
Nurses be like

Just left work


Memes,  Funny Nurse Images,  
    
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i'm going to need to put my nurse face on before i deal with that .
i'm going to need to put my nurse face on before i deal with that .

Funny Quotes,  
    
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Finals Week?!

I'm a nursing major, I experience finals week every week.
Finals Week?!

I'm a nursing major, I experience finals week every week.


Memes,  Nursing Humor,  College Finals Jokes,  
    
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I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the cal
I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the call lights

I will not disable the cal


Funny Pictures,  Funny Nurse Comics,  Best Medical Jokes  
    
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