Funny Nurse Sayings

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When the nurse pulls out a 55 inch hd retina display huge ass needle and says "come on let me see a smile"
When the nurse pulls out a 55 inch hd retina display huge ass needle and says "come on let me see a smile"

Memes,  Smile Jokes,  
    
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Kid: Will you visit me when I get out? 

Nurse: Lol nah, I hate gravyards
Kid: Will you visit me when I get out?

Nurse: Lol nah, I hate gravyards


Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  
    
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nurse: sorry mama, i'm afraid your mother is terminally chill

daughter: omg...

nurse: ya she sick af tbh
nurse: sorry mama, i'm afraid your mother is terminally chill

daughter: omg...

nurse: ya she sick af tbh


Memes,  Hospital Meme,  
    
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Become a nurse they said...

It'll be fun they said.
Become a nurse they said...

It'll be fun they said.


Memes,  Hospital Meme,  
    
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You is broke. You is tired.

You is a nurse.
You is broke. You is tired.

You is a nurse.


Nurse Meme,  Nurse Jokes,  Jokes Movies,  
    
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cna

certified nurse's aide

the only way to be a professional wipe
cna

certified nurse's aide

the only way to be a professional wipe


Cna Jokes,  Professional Jokes,  
    
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Charge nurse be like: You get a new patient! And, you get a new patient!

Everyone gets a new patient!!!!
Charge nurse be like: You get a new patient! And, you get a new patient!

Everyone gets a new patient!!!!


Memes,  Oprah Memes,  
    
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man w wants pretty nurse

must be patient
man w wants pretty nurse

must be patient


Memes,  Funny Confucius Sayings,  Confucius Say Jokes,  
    
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scol nurses be like "come back if it's still hurting after lunch
scol nurses be like "come back if it's still hurting after lunch

Memes,  Funny Nurse Quotes,  Funny School Sayings,  
    
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i'm going to need to put my nurse face on before i deal with that .
i'm going to need to put my nurse face on before i deal with that .

Funny Quotes,  Funny Nurse Quotes,  
    
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NURSES - We can't fix stupid but we can sedate it.
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Sue: Thanks for all you've done
NURSES - We can't fix stupid but we can sedate it.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Nurse Ecards,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I love being a nurse but most of all I just love wearing scrubs. They're the closest thing to pajamas.
I love being a nurse but most of all I just love wearing scrubs. They're the closest thing to pajamas.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Nurse Ecards,  Nursing Jokes,  
    
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Theraputic communication

Repeat every word the patient says
Theraputic communication

Repeat every word the patient says


Memes,  Funny Nursing Sayings,  Medical Joke,  
    
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Yes, my friends and I will ruin dinner and drinks with disgusting, gross stories from the hospital. You should be used to that by now.
Yes, my friends and I will ruin dinner and drinks with disgusting, gross stories from the hospital. You should be used to that by now.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Nurse Ecards,  Nursing Jokes,  
    
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