Funny Nursery Rhymes

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If you're happy and you know it,

It's your meds.
If you're happy and you know it,

It's your meds.


Memes,  Medicine Joke,  Happy Meme,  
    
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Alcohol Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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Mary had a little lamb...

Had
Mary had a little lamb...

Had


Sled Dog Jokes,  Dog Meme,  
    
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goosey goosey gander

goosey goosey gander, whither shall i wander?

upstairs and downstars and in my lady's chamber.

there i met an old man w would not say his prayers,

i took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.
goosey goosey gander

goosey goosey gander, whither shall i wander?

upstairs and downstars and in my lady's chamber.

there i met an old man w would not say his prayers,

i took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.


Really Silly Jokes,  
    
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jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some , 

jack got high 

unzipped his fly 

and then they had a little fun, 
jill forgot to take the pill 
and now they have a son.
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some ,

jack got high

unzipped his fly

and then they had a little fun,
jill forgot to take the pill
and now they have a son.


    
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Meek be nimble

Meek be quick

Meek jumps over the candlestick
Meek be nimble

Meek be quick

Meek jumps over the candlestick


Memes,  Funny Raps That Rhyme,  
    
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This lamb is so raw

It's following Mary to school
This lamb is so raw

It's following Mary to school


Nursery Rhymes,  Gordon Ramsay Funny,  Gordon Ramsay Meme (theme),  
    
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Daquan is black black black

He be in the trap trap trap
Daquan is black black black

He be in the trap trap trap


Memes,  White Girl Meme,  White Girl Humor,  
    
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twinkle twinkle little star

i want to hit you with my car
twinkle twinkle little star

i want to hit you with my car


Funny Quotes,  Nursery Rhymes,  
    
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marry had a little lamb...

had
marry had a little lamb...

had


Nursery Rhymes,  Insanity Puppy,  
    
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humpty dumpty was rather calm, the day he helped to build the bomb.he was drinking champagne from a coffee cup, when the world decided to blow itself up.
humpty dumpty was rather calm, the day he helped to build the bomb.he was drinking champagne from a coffee cup, when the world decided to blow itself up.

Funny Jokes,  Humpty Dumpty Jokes,  
    
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Mary had a little lamb fries and a Coke
Mary had a little lamb fries and a Coke

Funny Pictures,  Funny Billboard Signs,  
    
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If the rain 'washed it out', the itsy bitsy spider would not have been capable of climbing up the spout a second time

Because it would be dead.
If the rain 'washed it out', the itsy bitsy spider would not have been capable of climbing up the spout a second time

Because it would be dead.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Spider Jokes,  Funny Facts About Animals,  
    
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twinkle twinkle little star i want to hit you with a car

throw you off a tree so high pe you break your neck and die.
twinkle twinkle little star i want to hit you with a car

throw you off a tree so high pe you break your neck and die.


Meme,  Grumpy Jokes,  
    
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The Muffin Man

Do you know the muffin man? 
The muffin man, the muffin man, 
I know you know the muffin man, 
Because you've grown three sizes in the last month,
Cut back on the muffins girl!
The Muffin Man

Do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man, the muffin man,
I know you know the muffin man,
Because you've grown three sizes in the last month,
Cut back on the muffins girl!


Funny Jokes,  Muffin Jokes,  
    
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