Funny Nursing Quotes

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The hospital requires all of our nursing staff to be educated to degree level, nurse Pittwalter's is in Post-Neoclassical endogenous growth theory.
The hospital requires all of our nursing staff to be educated to degree level, nurse Pittwalter's is in Post-Neoclassical endogenous growth theory.

Diploma Jokes,  Funny Nurse Comics,  
    
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I love the full moon!

Said no nurse ever.

EVER!
I love the full moon!

Said no nurse ever.

EVER!


Nurse Jokes,  Funny Nurse Quotes,  
    
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it's not a protein shake

but it will do!
it's not a protein shake

but it will do!


Memes,  Body Building Jokes,  Funny Cute Baby,  
    
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May your Nurses Week be devoid of patients who injur themselves filming moronic stunts to get famous on Youtube.
May your Nurses Week be devoid of patients who injur themselves filming moronic stunts to get famous on Youtube.

Funny Ecards,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Be nice to nurses; we keep the doctors from accidentally killing you.
Be nice to nurses; we keep the doctors from accidentally killing you.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Nurse Ecards,  Funny Medical Quotes  
    
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Always remember that if the weather or the wait time determines your "need" to come to the ER... It's not an emergency
Always remember that if the weather or the wait time determines your "need" to come to the ER... It's not an emergency

Funny Ecards,  Funny Medical Quotes,  Funny Sarcasm Quotes  
    
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May your Nurses Week be devoid of patients who injure themselves filming moronic stunts to get famous on YouTube.
May your Nurses Week be devoid of patients who injure themselves filming moronic stunts to get famous on YouTube.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Nurse Ecards,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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So, you just got your patient to sleep? 

Let me play you the song of my people!
So, you just got your patient to sleep?

Let me play you the song of my people!


Doctor And Nurse Jokes,  Funny Medical Images,  Medical Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?

A: It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!


Hate Work Jokes,  Nurse Jokes One Liners  
    
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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.


Nursing Home Jokes,  100 Funny Facts  
    
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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.


Nursing Jokes,  Top 100 Jokes  
    
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Q: How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.


Super Hilarious Jokes,  Two Line Jokes  
    
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When I have to wake patients up for their fasting blood sugars, I always tell them, "I'm here to see how sweet you are today."

They frequently tell me that they are sour.


Nursing Jokes One Liners,  Nursing Home Jokes  
    
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Our census is full

No more admits!
Our census is full

No more admits!


Funny Medical Quotes,  Nurse Jokes,  Nurse Meme,  
    
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Nursing

What my friends think I'm doing

What my mom thinks I'm doing

What society thinks I'm doing

What my boss this I'm doing

What I think I'm doing

What I'm actually doing
Nursing

What my friends think I'm doing

What my mom thinks I'm doing

What society thinks I'm doing

What my boss this I'm doing

What I think I'm doing

What I'm actually doing


Funny Nurse Images,  Nursing Jokes,  Nurse Meme,  
    
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