Funny Nursing Sayings

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Nurses before my shift

You get a suppository 

You all get suppositories
Nurses before my shift

You get a suppository

You all get suppositories


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When you've had the same patient for weeks and they won't get better.

Why won't you go home?

Are you too good for your home!?
When you've had the same patient for weeks and they won't get better.

Why won't you go home?

Are you too good for your home!?


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When a patient is pissed off cause you were busy and they had to wait a minute:

But did you die!?
When a patient is pissed off cause you were busy and they had to wait a minute:

But did you die!?


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I haven't charted a true respiratory rate since nursing school. 

Just so you know...
I haven't charted a true respiratory rate since nursing school.

Just so you know...


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Theraputic communication

Repeat every word the patient says
Theraputic communication

Repeat every word the patient says


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It's embarrassing to go to my doctors office with scrubs, the people all kinda look at me like, "can't you fix yourself?"
It's embarrassing to go to my doctors office with scrubs, the people all kinda look at me like, "can't you fix yourself?"

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I'm sure it's a surprise, but as your nurse, I'd like to inform you that the big "H" you saw in front of this building does not mean "Hilton".
I'm sure it's a surprise, but as your nurse, I'd like to inform you that the big "H" you saw in front of this building does not mean "Hilton".

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Why do we waste time in nursing school when we learn everything in the hospital after we graduate?
Why do we waste time in nursing school when we learn everything in the hospital after we graduate?

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Livin' the dream! 

-Said no shift nurse ever!
Livin' the dream!

-Said no shift nurse ever!


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How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.


Nursing Jokes,  
    
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...And that is why we lift on three...

Communication
...And that is why we lift on three...

Communication


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I took a personal sick and tired of being understaffed day today.
I took a personal sick and tired of being understaffed day today.

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"Well, my shift is up. He's all yours"
"Well, my shift is up. He's all yours"

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"No, I'm not carpooling. As a nurse, I'm around  germs all day, and some times they like to go home with me."
"No, I'm not carpooling. As a nurse, I'm around germs all day, and some times they like to go home with me."

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My EHR form only has a checkbox for yes or no. Please stop answering my admission questions with a 20 minute story about blah, blah, blah.

I don't care.
My EHR form only has a checkbox for yes or no. Please stop answering my admission questions with a 20 minute story about blah, blah, blah.

I don't care.


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