Funny Old Age Jokes

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I promise to take care of u when ur old, but the first time u hit me with ur can, I'll wash your dentures in toilet water.
I promise to take care of u when ur old, but the first time u hit me with ur can, I'll wash your dentures in toilet water.

False Teeth Jokes,  Old People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Athletics Jokes,  Long Jump Jokes,  Old People Meme,  
    
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gertrude was too old for a surprise party
gertrude was too old for a surprise party

Surprise Party Jokes,  Jokes About Old People,  
    
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Congratulations on not being remotely young enough to be picked for the Hunger Games.
Congratulations on not being remotely young enough to be picked for the Hunger Games.

Hunger Games Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Ecard,  
    
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Potato

(Person over thirty acting twenty-one)
Potato

(Person over thirty acting twenty-one)


21 Year Old Jokes,  Funny Acronyms,  
    
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"By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it."
"By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it."

80 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Memory Jokes,  
    
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Congrats - youre 60! If you acted your age, youd be schizophrenic.
Congrats - youre 60! If you acted your age, youd be schizophrenic.

Turning 60 Years Old Jokes,  Crazy Funny Sayings,  Crazy One Liners,  
    
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Old Age Jokes,  Getting Old Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Looks 26
Feels 22
Acts 12

That makes me 60!
Looks 26
Feels 22
Acts 12

That makes me 60!


60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Cute Math Jokes,  
    
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50th birthday

It sux
50th birthday

It sux


50th Birthday Jokes,  Dog Meme,  
    
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You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."
You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."

Corny Birthday Jokes,  Getting Old Jokes One Liners,  
    
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If you remember this

Then you're old, dude
If you remember this

Then you're old, dude


Memes,  Back In The Day Jokes,  Older People Jokes,  
    
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How long have I been winning ACMs?

Let's just say that somebody had to "develop" this photo.
How long have I been winning ACMs?

Let's just say that somebody had to "develop" this photo.


Memes,  George Strait Meme,  Country Music Jokes,  
    
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This baby is on AARP.
This baby is on AARP.

Memes,  Funny Age Quotes,  
    
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