Funny Old People Sayings

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Paintball? 

Back in my day we filled supersoakers with lead pa
Paintball?

Back in my day we filled supersoakers with lead pa


Paintball Jokes,  Back In My Day Meme,  
    
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turning 60 means:

not wearing a bra tugs the wrinkles right out of your face.
turning 60 means:

not wearing a bra tugs the wrinkles right out of your face.


Bra Jokes,  Turning 60 Years Old Jokes,  
    
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Never should've left the 80's. 

The music in 2012 is awful. 

2015!!!
Never should've left the 80's.

The music in 2012 is awful.

2015!!!


80s Jokes,  Back To The Future Meme,  Funny Old Sayings,  
    
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At my age the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.
At my age the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.

Funny Quotes,  Pole Dancing Jokes,  Old People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Grandma Trying to Understand Gay Granddaughter
recorded conversation between grandmother and granddaughter where granddaughter is trying to explain her relationship

Relationship,  Gays And Lesbians Jokes,  Lesbian Jokes,  Funny Old People,  
    
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Back in my day we never had any internets or game boxes

We went outside and actually talked to one another

it was horrible
Back in my day we never had any internets or game boxes

We went outside and actually talked to one another

it was horrible


Back In The Day Jokes,  Old School Jokes,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  
    
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Well, I've finally reached the wonder years... 

Wonder where my car is parked? Wonder where I left my phone? Wonder where my glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
Well, I've finally reached the wonder years...

Wonder where my car is parked? Wonder where I left my phone? Wonder where my glasses are? Wonder what day it is?


Funny Ecards,  Short Old Age Jokes,  Jokes On Old Age,  
    
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people always think it's so cute and romantic when my husband and i still call each other "sweety" or "ney" 

truth is we've just forgotten each other's names years ago...
people always think it's so cute and romantic when my husband and i still call each other "sweety" or "ney"

truth is we've just forgotten each other's names years ago...


Funny Jokes,  Old Married Couple Jokes,  Elderly Jokes,  
    
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my definition of a t flash... your body deciding to spontaneously combust while taking you on a secret rollercoaster ride through the bowels of !
my definition of a t flash... your body deciding to spontaneously combust while taking you on a secret rollercoaster ride through the bowels of !

Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Menopause,  Old Woman Joke,  
    
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They tried to put me in a home

I put them on the ground
They tried to put me in a home

I put them on the ground


Funny Old Person Jokes,  Fighting Jokes  
    
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Bro, 

Do you even lift??
Bro,

Do you even lift??


Do You Even Lift (theme),  Little Old Lady Jokes,  
    
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SPAM?

Of course I will accept it. I love Spam.
SPAM?

Of course I will accept it. I love Spam.


Grandma Finds The Internet (theme),  Funny Old People Jokes,  Grandma Finds The Internet Meme,  
    
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Press any key to continue

Where is the any key?
Press any key to continue

Where is the any key?


Grandma Finds The Internet (theme),  Keyboard Memes,  Grandma Finds The Internet Meme  
    
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How do I get to the internet?

But how do I click the internet icon?
How do I get to the internet?

But how do I click the internet icon?


Best Internet Jokes,  Grandma Finds The Internet (theme),  Grandma Finds The Internet Meme  
    
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"You've got mail"

Let me grab my purse and head to the post office!
"You've got mail"

Let me grab my purse and head to the post office!


Grandma Finds The Internet (theme),  Email Jokes,  Grandma Finds The Internet Meme  
    
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