Funny Old Sayings

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49 is not old

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Not old
49 is not old

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Not old


49th Birthday Jokes,  Age Jokes,  Old Age One Liner Jokes,  
    
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Now that I'm 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, "I don't know who you are, stranger, but I'm gonna shave you anyway."
Now that I'm 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, "I don't know who you are, stranger, but I'm gonna shave you anyway."

Turning 60 Years Old Jokes,  Old People Funny,  
    
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60 & somehow still alive!
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60 & somehow still alive!

60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Funny Sayings For 60th Birthday,  Funny English Sayings,  
    
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Never should've left the 80's. 

The music in 2012 is awful. 

2015!!!
Never should've left the 80's.

The music in 2012 is awful.

2015!!!


80s Jokes,  Back To The Future Meme,  
    
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I've tried to quit chasing 

Squirrels, but I just can't get the monkey off my back
I've tried to quit chasing

Squirrels, but I just can't get the monkey off my back


Memes,  Funny Monkey Pictures,  Images Of Funny Monkeys,  
    
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Mother always said I'd land myself in hot water!
Mother always said I'd land myself in hot water!

Funny Jokes,  Lobster Puns,  Hot Water Jokes,  
    
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The internet...

Where you can quote something and totally make up the source 
-George Washington
The internet...

Where you can quote something and totally make up the source
-George Washington


Memes,  Internet Meme List,  George Washington Meme,  
    
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Wisdom comes with age

...But sometimes it's an optional feature!
Wisdom comes with age

...But sometimes it's an optional feature!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Wisdom Quotes,  Old Age Jokes For Men,  
    
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60 Phrases Only 90s Kids Will Know
If you were a kid lucky enough to be born in the 90s then you were lucky enough to say at least one of these phrases:

Relatable Posts,  Funny Childhood Memories,  Life,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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I got it made, like lemonade
I got it made, like lemonade

Funny Quotes,  Comedy Quotes,  
    
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Being old, huh?

Sure beats being dead
Being old, huh?

Sure beats being dead


Good Old Jokes,  Old Folks Jokes,  Old Peoples Jokes,  
    
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Trash

Giving a whole meaning to the good old saying:

"Once man's trash is another man's treasure".
Trash

Giving a whole meaning to the good old saying:

"Once man's trash is another man's treasure".


White Trash Jokes,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  Good Comedy Jokes  
    
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Back in my day 

The Three Stooges were funny
Back in my day

The Three Stooges were funny


Three Stooges Memes,  Back In The Day Jokes,  Old Timer Jokes  
    
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