Funny One Line Jokes

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If you don't look like an aging Scottish virgin then how can I rationally believe you have any musical talent?
If you don't look like an aging Scottish virgin then how can I rationally believe you have any musical talent?

Racist Scottish Jokes,  Music Jokes,  
    
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When Monday hits u with so many responsibilities u just take a nap
When Monday hits u with so many responsibilities u just take a nap

Memes,  Kanye West Meme,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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Trying to put on skinny jeans fresh out of the dryer
Trying to put on skinny jeans fresh out of the dryer

Memes,  Skinny Jeans Jokes,  Funny Kitten Jokes,  
    
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I am that person who constantly jiggles their leg I'm sorry
I am that person who constantly jiggles their leg I'm sorry

Relatable Posts,  Leg Jokes,  Funny Daily Thoughts,  
    
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Netflix is soooo much better than having to go out and pretend to like people.
Netflix is soooo much better than having to go out and pretend to like people.

Funny Jokes,  Netflix Jokes,  
    
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When u see that someones wallpaper is of themselves
When u see that someones wallpaper is of themselves

Memes,  Funny Beyonce Meme,  
    
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If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
If you can't say something nice, say it in French.

French Jokes,  Mean Humor,  Good Mean Jokes,  
    
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Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor
Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor

Funny Jokes,  Exercise Jokes,  Ice Jokes,  
    
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i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face

Funny Jokes,  Daily Life Jokes,  
    
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when your  too big and it scares girls away
when your too big and it scares girls away

Memes,  Sad Frog Meme,  
    
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when a  ask you to listen to his mixtape.. and you gotta act like he going in..
when a ask you to listen to his mixtape.. and you gotta act like he going in..

Memes,  Steph Curry Memes,  Rapper Jokes,  
    
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when he touches your thigh
when he touches your thigh

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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When someone ugly ask where's my hug?
When someone ugly ask where's my hug?

Memes,  Ugly People Jokes,  Hell Nah,  
    
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When you cakin you end up in unnecessary positions like this
When you cakin you end up in unnecessary positions like this

Memes,  People Be Like,  Relationship Humor,  
    
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At first glance I thought this was a herd of wild doritos
At first glance I thought this was a herd of wild doritos

Memes,  Dorito Jokes,  Butterfly Jokes,  
    
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