Funny One Liners For Twitter

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when she tweets "i'm so sore" in the morning & you was smackin them cheeks the night before
when she tweets "i'm so sore" in the morning & you was smackin them cheeks the night before

Memes,  
    
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When y'all been flirting for months then you see her post an ultrasound
When y'all been flirting for months then you see her post an ultrasound

Memes,  Flirting Jokes,  Pregnancy Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When you go to unfollow someone but then you see some really god posts and you're like "Ok, you can stay..for now"
When you go to unfollow someone but then you see some really god posts and you're like "Ok, you can stay..for now"

Memes,  Social Media Problems,  
    
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Paul Walker

Paul Walker everywhere
Paul Walker

Paul Walker everywhere


Paul Walker Jokes,  Toy Story Memes,  
    
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Girls tweeting #WasteHisTime2016 but forgetting next month is Valentines Day #BabyIWasPlaying2016

Congratulations ... you played yourself
Girls tweeting #WasteHisTime2016 but forgetting next month is Valentines Day #BabyIWasPlaying2016

Congratulations ... you played yourself


Memes,  Waste His Time 2016 Meme,  Valentines Day Jokes,  
    
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Guys looking at these #wastehistime2016 tweets like
Guys looking at these #wastehistime2016 tweets like

Memes,  Guy Meme,  Jokes For 2016,  
    
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When you realise that "I haven't taken a shower since last year" tweets are coming soon
When you realise that "I haven't taken a shower since last year" tweets are coming soon

Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  2015 New Years Jokes,  
    
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Tell him you're not looking for anything serious. Then get in a relationship the next week with someone else. #wastehistime2016
Tell him you're not looking for anything serious. Then get in a relationship the next week with someone else. #wastehistime2016

Wasting Time Jokes,  Funny Tweets,  
    
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Tell him you're starving and when he gets to your house have your boyfriend get the food from him #wastehistime2016
Tell him you're starving and when he gets to your house have your boyfriend get the food from him #wastehistime2016

Current Jokes 2016,  Funny Quotes For 2016,  
    
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Well, well, well..... look who I see selling fiah dinners #
Well, well, well..... look who I see selling fiah dinners #

Tlc Jokes,  Jail Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Meek Mill

At least you tried
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Meek Mill

At least you tried


Memes,  Meek Mill Jokes,  New Latest Jokes 2015,  
    
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Khloe tweeted about 10 tweets about the situation and Amber tweeted 2 twees and killed the whole family

Tragic.
Khloe tweeted about 10 tweets about the situation and Amber tweeted 2 twees and killed the whole family

Tragic.


Memes,  Jokes On Twitter,  
    
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having sex with your ex on a thursday ain't cheating bruh, it's a throwback.
having sex with your ex on a thursday ain't cheating bruh, it's a throwback.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Twitter Sayings,  
    
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When guys tell me "check ur dm"

I seen't it
When guys tell me "check ur dm"

I seen't it


Memes,  Good Jokes For Girls,  
    
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Twitter down again...Mckayla is not impressed.
Twitter down again...Mckayla is not impressed.

Memes,  Mckayla Not Impressed,  
    
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