Funny One Liners On Love

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Me after I look at your profile pic for the millionth time and Im still in love
Me after I look at your profile pic for the millionth time and Im still in love

Memes,  Cute Funny Joke,  Nice Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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When your crush smiles at you & you tryna see if you're still alive
When your crush smiles at you & you tryna see if you're still alive

Memes,  Crush Meme,  Smile Jokes,  
    
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How I am when I almost catch feelings

Not today. Bye boo.
How I am when I almost catch feelings

Not today. Bye boo.


Memes,  Chubby Bubbles Girl (theme),  
    
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Our love is like 

1.21 gigawatts

Of pure madcap awsomeness.
Our love is like

1.21 gigawatts

Of pure madcap awsomeness.


Back To The Future Memes,  Best Nerd Jokes,  
    
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see someone attractive

make mental punnett squares
see someone attractive

make mental punnett squares


Funny Jokes,  Gene Jokes,  Science Love Jokes,  
    
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I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind:

'Hey, you hungry?'
I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind:

'Hey, you hungry?'


Funny Jokes,  Gabriel Iglesias Jokes,  Cheesey Chat Up Lines,  
    
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How I fall back when I find out you're playing games
How I fall back when I find out you're playing games

Memes,  Funny Images Of Love,  Jokes About Relationships,  
    
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I have not spoken to my wife in years. I did not want to interrupt her.
I have not spoken to my wife in years. I did not want to interrupt her.

Funny Quotes,  Dangerfield Jokes,  Best Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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Losing you hurts, but losing my make up bag is a tragedy.
KAPPITS (1)
Bitch please!: Get it together....
Losing you hurts, but losing my make up bag is a tragedy.

Memes,  Funny Break Up Sayings,  Barbie Meme,  
    
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You're hot enough that I'd date you even if I didn't like your personality.
You're hot enough that I'd date you even if I didn't like your personality.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Dating Quotes,  Hot Girl Jokes,  
    
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My definition of the word love is: Being willing to die for someone

That you yourself want to kill
My definition of the word love is: Being willing to die for someone

That you yourself want to kill


Funny Quotes,  Definition Jokes,  
    
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You went out with my ex. Do you want my left overs from my sandwich too?
You went out with my ex. Do you want my left overs from my sandwich too?

Relatable Posts,  Ex Boyfriend Insults,  
    
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Love is a fire. Whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Love is a fire. Whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Relatable Posts,  Fire Puns,  Corny Jokes About Love,  
    
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Every time I meet the guy of my dreams, someone wakes me up.
Every time I meet the guy of my dreams, someone wakes me up.

Relatable Posts,  Jokes About Dreams,  Funny Girly Quotes,  
    
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True love means

Never having to explain your Star Wars references
True love means

Never having to explain your Star Wars references


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Love,  
    
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