Funny One Liners Twitter

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#wastehertime2016 Ask her out on a duble date then show up with your girlfriend and ask where her date at.
#wastehertime2016 Ask her out on a duble date then show up with your girlfriend and ask where her date at.

Women Bashing Jokes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  
    
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when future dissed ciara on that new #ds2

my
when future dissed ciara on that new #ds2

my


Memes,  Ciara Meme,  Future Jokes,  
    
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Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special.
Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special.

Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  Funny Tweets,  
    
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When I see your girl tweet "Home alone bored all by myself"
When I see your girl tweet "Home alone bored all by myself"

Memes,  Funny Tweets,  
    
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My girl isn't allowed to snapchat guys unless I'm in the picture like
My girl isn't allowed to snapchat guys unless I'm in the picture like

Memes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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when you meless but you heard a  sneak dissin u on twitter
when you meless but you heard a sneak dissin u on twitter

Memes,  Homeless Jokes,  
    
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Whenever I lose a follower, I just wonder what was the last straw
Whenever I lose a follower, I just wonder what was the last straw

Memes,  Sms Jokes 2015,  Instagram Joke,  
    
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 that's $80.....an check his pulse he look gone 
rt@devilewearsfubu lol my son already got racks
that's $80.....an check his pulse he look gone
rt@devilewearsfubu lol my son already got racks


Memes,  Twitter Fail,  
    
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if u cheat on you man with someone that you've known for a long time, i doesn't count.

if  u punch a  hard enough she doesn't remember it's not domestic violence
if u cheat on you man with someone that you've known for a long time, i doesn't count.

if u punch a hard enough she doesn't remember it's not domestic violence


Memes,  Funny Tweets,  Best Stand Up Comedy Jokes,  
    
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Offers reduced time in purgatory

If you follow him on Twitter
Offers reduced time in purgatory

If you follow him on Twitter


Memes,  Pope Francis Meme,  
    
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I appreciate the apology

Iggy where's your apology to hip hop doe
I appreciate the apology

Iggy where's your apology to hip hop doe


Funny Jokes,  Iggy Azalea Meme,  Rapper Diss,  
    
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 is almond milk? almonds aint even got ties
is almond milk? almonds aint even got ties

Memes,  Funny Milk Jokes,  Milk Jokes,  
    
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The iPhone 6 better bring Jesus and all his disciples back for that much bread
The iPhone 6 better bring Jesus and all his disciples back for that much bread

Memes,  Iphone Jokes,  Funny Jokes Latest 2014,  
    
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Enough jokes @50cent. Me and you. 12 rounds. MGM Grand. Loser pays $12,000,000 cash. Talk the talk, but walk the walk

So all I had to do was make jokes about his reading?
Enough jokes @50cent. Me and you. 12 rounds. MGM Grand. Loser pays $12,000,000 cash. Talk the talk, but walk the walk

So all I had to do was make jokes about his reading?


Memes,  Celebrity Tweets,  
    
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When somebody pops up on the timeline but u don't remember following
When somebody pops up on the timeline but u don't remember following

Memes,  Instagram Meme,  Instagram Funny,  
    
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