Funny Online Cards

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I'm celebrating Groundhog Day by repeating the same crappy day I had yesterday.
I'm celebrating Groundhog Day by repeating the same crappy day I had yesterday.

Groundhog Day Jokes,  Seasonal Ecards,  Day Jokes,  
    
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I hate it when I eat the last bite and didn't notice it was the last bite... so I couldn't mentally prepare myself and get closure.
I hate it when I eat the last bite and didn't notice it was the last bite... so I couldn't mentally prepare myself and get closure.

Cool Funny Sayings,  Funny Sayings About Food  
    
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I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Funny Fashion Quotes,  Funny Life Thoughts,  
    
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Oh, your first child turned 3 months old? Please, continue to explain how I should raise my toddler.
Oh, your first child turned 3 months old? Please, continue to explain how I should raise my toddler.

Sarcastic Jokes,  Funny Parenting Quotes,  Dry Humor Jokes  
    
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Your excessive status updates proclaiming how much you love your kids has me wondering what you're hiding.
Your excessive status updates proclaiming how much you love your kids has me wondering what you're hiding.

Funny Facebook Status Jokes,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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Hooray!!! It's Friday! Oh, wait. I'm a DJ
Hooray!!! It's Friday! Oh, wait. I'm a DJ

Funny Friday Sayings,  Dj Jokes,  Friday Humor  
    
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I wish it was socially acceptable to throw water balloons at people who annoy me. Like, I don't want to hurt you, but I do want to ruin your day.
I wish it was socially acceptable to throw water balloons at people who annoy me. Like, I don't want to hurt you, but I do want to ruin your day.

Balloon Jokes,  Funny Wishes,  Funny Picture Ecards  
    
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One must occasionally get down with one's bad self.
One must occasionally get down with one's bad self.

New Funny Ecards,  Funny Quotes And Sayings  
    
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keep ing me off. once the zombie apocalypse has started, i'm soting everyone i ever wanted dead. zombie or not.
keep ing me off. once the zombie apocalypse has started, i'm soting everyone i ever wanted dead. zombie or not.

Funny Zombie Quotes,  Apocalypse Jokes,  Shooting Jokes,  
    
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"Wow, you're awesome!" 

Says everyone, always.
"Wow, you're awesome!"

Says everyone, always.


Awesome Jokes,  Funny Picture Ecards  
    
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That was actually really funny.

But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.
That was actually really funny.

But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.


Great Laughing Jokes,  Funny Mean Sayings  
    
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According to the BMI chart my weight is fine...

I'm just too short.
According to the BMI chart my weight is fine...

I'm just too short.


Overweight Jokes,  Weight Humor,  
    
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I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.
I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

Weight Loss Jokes,  Cookie Jokes,  Funny Picture Ecards  
    
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Losing weight is a constant battle that you have to fight for the rest of your life. 

I'm a lover not a fighter.

I love cheesecake.
Losing weight is a constant battle that you have to fight for the rest of your life.

I'm a lover not a fighter.

I love cheesecake.


Weight Loss Jokes,  Weight Humor,  Dessert Jokes,  
    
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Block me on Facebook?! I blocked you on Pinterest. Good luck finding a use for milk jug caps, loser.
Block me on Facebook?! I blocked you on Pinterest. Good luck finding a use for milk jug caps, loser.

Funny Facebook Quotes,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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