Funny Parent Jokes

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1 yr old son: [picks up toy basketball and takes three wobbly step forward]. Wife: Omg he just took his first steps! Me: [visibly upset] yeah but he traveled.
1 yr old son: [picks up toy basketball and takes three wobbly step forward].

Wife: Omg he just took his first steps!

Me: [visibly upset] yeah but he traveled.

Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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parents a creative lmao got her goofy
parents a creative lmao got her goofy

Memes,  Parenting Memes,  Parent Humor,  
    
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We've been hearing our mothers voices since we were in the womb. Easily the most recognizable voice on the planet. She's still the only one who announces herself on the voicemail. Yes, girl. I know it's you,
We've been hearing our mothers voices since we were in the womb. Easily the most recognizable voice on the planet. She's still the only one who announces herself on the voicemail. Yes, girl. I know it's you,

Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Mom Humor,  
    
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My son tossed this at me when I told him to clean his room. I hate kids.
My son tossed this at me when I told him to clean his room. I hate kids.

Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  Parenting Memes,  
    
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My dad rates the complexity of a shopping list by how many phone calls home he thinks it will take. Parents are hosting a dinner party tonight and he looks at the list my mom gave him and says "Woah this is a 5-caller for sure"
My dad rates the complexity of a shopping list by how many phone calls home he thinks it will take. Parents are hosting a dinner party tonight and he looks at the list my mom gave him and says "Woah this is a 5-caller for sure"

Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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If your dad doesn't fall asleep like this on the couch by 9pm is he really even your dad?
If your dad doesn't fall asleep like this on the couch by 9pm is he really even your dad?

Memes,  Dad Memes,  Homer Simpson Meme,  
    
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How yo patents take vacation selfies together
How yo patents take vacation selfies together

Memes,  Selfie Jokes,  Vacation Joke,  
    
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The floor is child support My dad:
The floor is child support

My dad:

Memes,  Child Support Meme,  Deadbeat Dad Meme,  
    
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Wife: I need you to watch the kids for a bit. Don't do anything stupid. Me:
Wife: I need you to watch the kids for a bit. Don't do anything stupid.

Me:

Memes,  Funny Baby Images,  Funny Ninja Turtles,  
    
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Me as a parent honestly
Me as a parent honestly

Memes,  Parenting Memes,  Dad Memes,  
    
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When your mom tries to take pictures with her iPhone
When your mom tries to take pictures with her iPhone

Memes,  Mom Humor,  Iphone Humor,  
    
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When you're just trying to sleep through the night, but your kid keeps coming in to talk to you
When you're just trying to sleep through the night, but your kid keeps coming in to talk to you

Memes,  Sleeping Jokes,  Funny Cat Images,  
    
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You can tell by the look in her eyes
You can tell by the look in her eyes

Memes,  Dwayne Johnson Jokes,  
    
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when you hear your kids fussing & fighting in another room, but you're jus waiting for one of them to cry so you can go everybody
when you hear your kids fussing & fighting in another room, but you're jus waiting for one of them to cry so you can go everybody

Memes,  Kermit Meme,  When You Meme,  
    
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what's up? good morning! good morning! just ran 4 miles. mom, you run? no, just joking. i'm sitting here eating your dad's sausage. ok. this wle conversation is so f****d up. i don't even know where to start.
what's up? good morning!

good morning! just ran 4 miles.

mom, you run?

no, just joking. i'm sitting here eating your dad's sausage.

ok. this wle conversation is so f****d up. i don't even know where to start.

Funny Good Morning Texts,  Text Jokes Funny,  
    
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