Funny Parenting Quotes

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I hate when a  baby sees u making a bottle and still be crying like bruh u know its yours
I hate when a baby sees u making a bottle and still be crying like bruh u know its yours

Memes,  Crying Jokes,  
    
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Don't tell your dad how much money we spent today

What's a phrase you can't wait to use on your kids?
Don't tell your dad how much money we spent today

What's a phrase you can't wait to use on your kids?


Memes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  
    
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Parenting is hard. I am trying to teach my son that "Vagina" isn't a dirty word, but that he still needs to pick a different name for his hamster.
Parenting is hard. I am trying to teach my son that "Vagina" isn't a dirty word, but that he still needs to pick a different name for his hamster.

Memes,  
    
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How do parents go from "Sex is bad" to "I want grandkids"?
How do parents go from "Sex is bad" to "I want grandkids"?

Memes,  Parents Be Like,  
    
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Gonna tell my daughter that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
Gonna tell my daughter that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage

Memes,  Titanic Jokes,  
    
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*baby screaming*

Me: Can you be more specific
*baby screaming*

Me: Can you be more specific


Memes,  Cry Baby Jokes,  
    
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"i am no longer the family pet, me and your dad are together now and it's about time you sw me some ing respect"
"i am no longer the family pet, me and your dad are together now and it's about time you sw me some ing respect"

Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  
    
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Me, Watching my kid on their iPad: "You play the dumbest games."

Me, in 1992:
Me, Watching my kid on their iPad: "You play the dumbest games."

Me, in 1992:


Memes,  Ipad Jokes,  
    
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"Boys are easier to raise than girls"
"Boys are easier to raise than girls"

Memes,  Boys Jokes,  
    
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"getc  in the use... got them white folk thinking you a lil tt out here shaking yo ...gimmie yo pne
"getc in the use... got them white folk thinking you a lil tt out here shaking yo ...gimmie yo pne

Memes,  Barack Obama Jokes,  
    
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Well son, when you were a baby the internet and your mom's yoga teacher told us that vaccines were bad. Anyway sorry your legs don't work.
Well son, when you were a baby the internet and your mom's yoga teacher told us that vaccines were bad. Anyway sorry your legs don't work.

Memes,  Body Health Jokes,  Handicap Jokes,  
    
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When you've heard "mommy" for the millionth time in an hour...

My name is "No'
When you've heard "mommy" for the millionth time in an hour...

My name is "No'


Memes,  Mom Meme,  
    
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Life really starts after that "new baby" smells wear off.
Life really starts after that "new baby" smells wear off.

New Baby Jokes,  Funny Baby Advice,  Jokes For Mothers,  
    
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Having trouble with your kids? Ask a new mom, they know everything.
Having trouble with your kids? Ask a new mom, they know everything.

New Mom Jokes,  Funny Baby Advice,  
    
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Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.
Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

Parent Humor,  Funny Parent Jokes,  
    
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