Funny Parenting Quotes

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"Boys are easier to raise than girls"
"Boys are easier to raise than girls"

Memes,  Boys Jokes,  
    
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"getc  in the use... got them white folk thinking you a lil tt out here shaking yo ...gimmie yo pne
"getc in the use... got them white folk thinking you a lil tt out here shaking yo ...gimmie yo pne

Memes,  Barack Obama Jokes,  
    
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Well son, when you were a baby the internet and your mom's yoga teacher told us that vaccines were bad. Anyway sorry your legs don't work.
Well son, when you were a baby the internet and your mom's yoga teacher told us that vaccines were bad. Anyway sorry your legs don't work.

Memes,  Body Health Jokes,  Handicap Jokes,  
    
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When you've heard "mommy" for the millionth time in an hour...

My name is "No'
When you've heard "mommy" for the millionth time in an hour...

My name is "No'


Memes,  Mom Meme,  
    
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Life really starts after that "new baby" smells wear off.
Life really starts after that "new baby" smells wear off.

New Baby Jokes,  Funny Baby Advice,  Jokes For Mothers,  
    
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Having trouble with your kids? Ask a new mom, they know everything.
Having trouble with your kids? Ask a new mom, they know everything.

New Mom Jokes,  Funny Baby Advice,  
    
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Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.
Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

Parent Humor,  Funny Parent Jokes,  
    
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"You just wait until your father gets parental access."
"You just wait until your father gets parental access."

Parenting Jokes,  Single Dad Jokes,  
    
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Sorry I ruined your life by asking you to put your shoes away.
Sorry I ruined your life by asking you to put your shoes away.

Parenting Humor,  Funny Parent Jokes,  
    
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My favorite thing about kids is that I'm not responsible for any of them.
My favorite thing about kids is that I'm not responsible for any of them.

Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Children,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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there's mothers & then there's es with kids! know the difference
there's mothers & then there's es with kids! know the difference

Funny Jokes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  Parenting Fails,  
    
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yall  spent more time camping outside for a tv then seeing your kids all year
yall spent more time camping outside for a tv then seeing your kids all year

Black Friday Humor,  Funny Black Friday Quotes,  
    
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parentod is....

whispering "for 's sake" before answering to you name
parentod is....

whispering "for 's sake" before answering to you name


Funny Jokes,  Parenting Jokes,  
    
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me as a parent

baby up in this
me as a parent

baby up in this


Memes,  Funny Parent Jokes,  
    
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My Mommy doesn't want your advice.
My Mommy doesn't want your advice.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Shirt Sayings,  Funny Onesies,  
    
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