Funny Philosophical Quotes

 – 16 total
They aren't trying to recapture their youth

Its only at middle age that most people can afford the stuff they always wanted
They aren't trying to recapture their youth

Its only at middle age that most people can afford the stuff they always wanted


Mid Life Crisis Jokes,  Sudden Clarity Clarence (theme),  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
today is the oldest you've ever been

and the youngest you'll ever be again

let that sink in

what the  does it want now
today is the oldest you've ever been

and the youngest you'll ever be again

let that sink in

what the does it want now


Memes,  Funny Deep Thoughts,  
    
100%

Money attracts the females you want,

Struggle attracts the woman you need.
Money attracts the females you want,

Struggle attracts the woman you need.


Memes,  Money Memes,  Bernie Mac Jokes,  
    
0%

Welcome to Karma Cafe.

There are no menus.  You will get served what you deserve.
Welcome to Karma Cafe.

There are no menus. You will get served what you deserve.


Funny Quotes,  Karma Jokes,  Cute Short Joke,  
    
0%

But surely you agree that truth can be created by the repetition of a lie.

Karl Rove and Plato
But surely you agree that truth can be created by the repetition of a lie.

Karl Rove and Plato


Funny Pictures,  Philosophy Jokes,  
    
0%

what if the earth orbits the sun

what if your wife orbits my
what if the earth orbits the sun

what if your wife orbits my


Short Wife Jokes,  Rude Offensive Jokes,  What If Meme  
    
0%

are virgins selfish

because they don't give a ?
are virgins selfish

because they don't give a ?


Selfish Jokes,  Philosoraptor (theme),  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
If a cartoon watches cartoons

Would it be reality TV?
If a cartoon watches cartoons

Would it be reality TV?


Cartoons Jokes,  Philosoraptor (theme),  Velociraptor Meme (theme),  
    
0%

If a thought originated in someone's mind and didn't appear as a Facebook status, did it really happen?
If a thought originated in someone's mind and didn't appear as a Facebook status, did it really happen?

Latest Funny Status,  Facebook Jokes Status,  Status Jokes For Facebook,  
    
0%

If we should ban men's magazines because they objectify women 

Should we also ban women's magazines?
If we should ban men's magazines because they objectify women

Should we also ban women's magazines?


Philosoraptor (theme),  Philosopher Jokes,  Velociraptor Meme (theme)  
    
0%

Since amazon is about to use delivery drones,

Wouldn't every drone delivery be a drone strike?
Since amazon is about to use delivery drones,

Wouldn't every drone delivery be a drone strike?


Philosoraptor (theme),  Amazon Jokes,  Velociraptor Meme (theme)  
    
0%

since god gave man free will

is it right to call someone
since god gave man free will

is it right to call someone


Philosoraptor (theme),  Velociraptor Meme (theme)  
    
0%

What if the world is bigger than my back yard? 

Philosophical puppy
What if the world is bigger than my back yard?

Philosophical puppy


Funny Dog Thoughts,  Funny Dog Posters,  Philosophy Jokes  
    
0%

Rule 1 during arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar.
Rule 1 during arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

Argument Jokes,  Grammar Jokes,  Philosophy Jokes  
    
0%

What if Pinocchio said

"My nose will now grow."
What if Pinocchio said

"My nose will now grow."


Pinocchio Jokes,  Philosoraptor (theme),  Question Humor,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!